A little boy is gone to school one day and while he is gone, his cat gets killed. His mother is very concerned about how he will take the news.
Upon his arrival home, she explains the tragedy and tries to console the boy saying, "But don't worry, the cat is in Heaven with God now."
The boy replied, "What's God gonna do with a dead cat?"
2007-02-13 23:55:43 · 11 answers · asked by Jodi C 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahahahaa..............thatz cute.....................
2007-02-14 00:02:34 · answer #1 · answered by in luv wtih life 2 · 2⤊ 1⤋
in the adventure that your cat is going exterior then it would desire to have a Rabies vaccination and all different pictures from the vet so it does no longer seize any illness. And would desire to get fastened in the previous this is six months previous. this is purely undesirable simply by fact the animals they eat would desire to hold ailments. they have issues on the vet's medical institution to scrub the cat's the teeth with (brush etc.) and the vets are actually recommending it. A cat on a complicated foodstuff foodstuff plan frequently has extra acceptable breath than a cat on a canned foodstuff foodstuff plan. you additionally can bathe your cat as mandatory, ultimate to start while they're kittens and that they gets used to it no remember if this is a time-honored adventure.
2016-09-29 02:34:48 · answer #2 · answered by arieux 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hilarious!!
2007-02-14 00:20:17 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Lol! I think I read somewhere in the Bible that god's a keen taxidermist!
2007-02-14 00:34:35 · answer #4 · answered by Jay A 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
ah that is so cute and funny the poor child is right though
2007-02-14 00:10:10 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
That was not a joke that was very VERY wrong the person who made that joke should ask god for forgiveness!!!!!!!!!!!
2007-02-14 00:57:03 · answer #6 · answered by SWIZZ CHOCOLATE TACO 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Ah, innocence.
2007-02-14 00:01:32 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
haha
2007-02-14 01:00:46 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Very offensive.
2007-02-13 23:58:32 · answer #9 · answered by Lynnemarie 6 · 2⤊ 4⤋
thats a stupid stupid stupid joke
2007-02-14 02:37:10 · answer #10 · answered by Jazz Lover 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
not really that funny
2007-02-14 00:02:11 · answer #11 · answered by turley345 2 · 1⤊ 3⤋