Entertainment & Music - 13 February 2007

explore your belly button

2007-02-13 00:23:39 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Put it in a sentence! Be funny if you like!

2007-02-13 00:23:21 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

do you like the most? I like the cave men I can't stand any of the others.........too dumb!

2007-02-13 00:23:16 · 9 answers · asked by YAWN 6 in Polls & Surveys

Recently bought gandalf the white staff but it has cracking around the pommel.
Anyone else had similar problem?
Does anyone know how it can be fixed (ie with paint)
Thanks

2007-02-13 00:23:04 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

2007-02-13 00:22:55 · 10 answers · asked by icy 3 in Polls & Surveys

An almost blind guy walked into a sexy lingerie shop to purchase their most see-through item for his wife.

After receiving some help from the store clerk, he bought a lace teddy for $600 and brought it home for his wife to try on.

She took it upstairs and realized that it didn't quite fit. But, she figured, since it's supposed to be see-through and since he's almost blind, she might as well wear nothing at all. So she came downstairs completely naked.

"Huh," said the old man, hugging her. "For the amount I paid, they could've at least ironed the damn thing."

2007-02-13 00:21:54 · 16 answers · asked by Jay A 3 in Jokes & Riddles

Any song title and just that song title.

Thought this would be fun.

2007-02-13 00:21:14 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

if your question is yes , then what u think about this ??
My grandma used to say she started smoking when she was 20... And she passed away when she was 90. She smoked for 70 years and had a quite normal death ..

2007-02-13 00:21:00 · 19 answers · asked by ? 2 in Polls & Surveys

2007-02-13 00:20:04 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Entertainment

A comedy where the two guys loved Neil Diamond and kidnapped him. They also formed a Neil Diamond fan club.

2007-02-13 00:19:38 · 8 answers · asked by Lara 1 in Movies

I tottaly LOVE Jared Padalecki and I just want to know what he's email address is or maybe he's cell #!LOL!Thank you:-)

2007-02-13 00:19:36 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

I already listen to Eric Clapton, Stevie Ray Vaughan, buddy guy and others.

2007-02-13 00:18:52 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday School. Usually she slept through the class.

One day the teacher called on her while she was napping,
"Tell me, Mary, who created the universe?"

When Mary didn't stir, little Johnny, an altruistic boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear.

"God Almighty !'' shouted Mary
"Very good" said the teacher & Mary fell back to sleep.

A while later the teacher asked Mary, ''Who is our Lord and Savior?''
But Mary didn't even stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again.
''Jesus Christ!'' shouted Mary
''Very good'' said the teacher & Mary fell back to sleep.

Then the teacher asked Mary a third question, ''What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?''
Again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin.

This time Mary jumped up and shouted, ''If you stick that damn thing in me one more time, I'll break it in half!''

The Teacher fainted.

2007-02-13 00:18:35 · 20 answers · asked by Jay A 3 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-02-13 00:18:32 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I heard this song ages ago.It sounds country.
The First two lines are:
"Man I feel Like Hell tonight,
Tears of rage I cannot fight"

Then the last line of each verse/Chorus is:
"Are You Strong Enough To be my Man?"

Any Ideas?

2007-02-13 00:18:14 · 13 answers · asked by E 2 in Music

to smoke a cigar?

2007-02-13 00:18:07 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-02-13 00:16:44 · 6 answers · asked by Alex Garcia 1 in Comics & Animation

would you be a hot and spicy dish or a cold noddle?

2007-02-13 00:15:52 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

take my kids to school for me. I don't want to do it.

2007-02-13 00:15:24 · 14 answers · asked by ?Sherbear ? 6 in Polls & Surveys

Good one! but not so clean...



WALMART HAS EVERY THING !!!



One day, in line at the company cafeteria, Joe says to Mike behind him,



"My elbow hurts like hell. I guess I'd better see a doctor."



"Listen, you don't have to spend that kind of money," Mike replies.



"There's a diagnostic computer down at Wal-Mart. Just give it a urine
sample
and the computer will tell you what's wrong and what to do about it.



It takes ten seconds and costs ten dollars . . . A lot cheaper than a
doctor."



So, Joe deposits a urine sample in a small jar and takes it to Wal-Mart.



He deposits ten dollars, and the computer lights up and asks for the
urine
sample. He pours the sample into the slot and waits.



Ten seconds later, the computer ejects a printout:



"You have tennis elbow. Soak your arm in warm water and avoid heavy
activity.
It will improve in two weeks. Thank you for shopping @ Wal-Mart."



That evening, while thinking how amazing this new technology was, Joe
began
wondering if the computer could be fooled.



He mixed some tap water, a stool sample from his dog, urine samples from
his
wife and daughter, and a sperm sample for good measure.



Joe hurries back to Wal-Mart, eager to check the results. He deposits
ten
dollars, pours in his concoction, and awaits the results.



The computer prints the following:



1. Your tap water is too hard. Get a water softener. (Aisle 9)

2. Your dog has ringworm. Bathe him with anti-fungal shampoo. (Aisle 7)

3. Your daughter has a cocaine habit. Get her into rehab.

4. Your wife is pregnant. Twins. They aren't yours. Get a lawyer.

5. If you don't stop playing with yourself, your elbow will never get
better!



Thank you for shopping @ Wal-Mart
cheeerrrssss

Ha ! Ha ! Ha !

2007-02-13 00:15:04 · 26 answers · asked by sunny1991 2 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-02-13 00:14:53 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Horoscopes

For example her younger sister Nicky doesn't seem as stupid and definitely hasn't said anything racist (at least not in public) and actually doesn't seem as much of an attention whore as her sister. And even her mom and dad seem subdued. And yeah, I know Nicky has flashed some skin, but still she tends to dress more conservatively than Paris. So is it Paris Hilton who's the bad seed, or is there a family history of racism that I don't know about?

2007-02-13 00:14:52 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

2007-02-13 00:14:35 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

.......do you just click on anything to get the point for voting, or do you actually read all the responses and choose the one you like best?

2007-02-13 00:13:39 · 25 answers · asked by spun_up_06 4 in Polls & Surveys

2007-02-13 00:13:13 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

And... and they were German and wasn't too sure what you meant... how would you explain how the process worked and how would you make sure they did what they said they would?

2007-02-13 00:12:22 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I don't see any cooking...

2007-02-13 00:12:02 · 9 answers · asked by jakelegs 3 in Polls & Surveys

she seemed pretty devoted to Anna. I was just wondering..thanks

2007-02-13 00:11:27 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

2007-02-13 00:11:02 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-02-13 00:11:00 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys