Entertainment & Music - 13 February 2007

2007-02-13 01:31:02 · 8 answers · asked by comet girl...DUCK! 6 in Polls & Surveys

Here are some jokes:

Sherlock Holmes and Watson decided to go on a camping trip. They decided it was soon time for sleep.
"Watson, look at the billions of stars. What can you deduce from that?" Holmes asked.
"Well," Watson said. "I deduce that are bodies are like tiny insignificant specks in relation to the stars and that humans are merely a tiny part of all creation and matter."
"No you idiot!" Holmes said. "It means someone stole our tent!"

Here's another funny one:

A woman walks onto a bus with her newborn baby in her arms.
"That's the ugliest baby I've ever seen in my entire life!" the bus driver said.
The woman grunted and took a seat on the bus.
"That driver just insulted me!" the woman said to a nearby passenger.
"Well, you go tell him off!" the passenger said. "I'll hold your monkey for you."

2007-02-13 01:30:59 · 8 answers · asked by keybaordz 2 in Jokes & Riddles

What walks on 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs during the day, and 3 legs in the evening?

2007-02-13 01:30:44 · 2 answers · asked by Lissa 2 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-02-13 01:30:43 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

downloading hindi and telugu songs for free of cost or to download songs without having an credit accout

2007-02-13 01:30:42 · 11 answers · asked by subhakar r 1 in Music

Weird stuff keeps happening to me today.

2007-02-13 01:30:35 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Then what is Pennsylvania for? We have Bird-In-Hand, Blue Ball, Gap, and my favorite, Intercourse?

2007-02-13 01:30:12 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Does anyone know where i can get a list of the songs featured on Tony Hawk Project 8?

2007-02-13 01:30:10 · 2 answers · asked by its_that_guy 2 in Music

A drawbridge and a moat around it, or do you just let everyone in your sand castle?

2007-02-13 01:29:58 · 6 answers · asked by Rod Rod Go 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-02-13 01:29:51 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

She is so beautiful.

2007-02-13 01:29:36 · 1 answers · asked by Daniel B 1 in Television

A father and his son are in a car accident, the father dies immidiately and his son is rushed to the hospital. The doctor says "I cannot operate on this boy, he is my son" How can this be? First right answer gets best answer

2007-02-13 01:29:26 · 6 answers · asked by Lissa 2 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-02-13 01:29:23 · 6 answers · asked by nicnacoco 1 in Polls & Surveys

........when you went to investigate the source, you couldn't find anything to blame it on?

What's up with that?

2007-02-13 01:29:08 · 27 answers · asked by spun_up_06 4 in Polls & Surveys

I'm in the Midwest and it's snowing and blowing and school is closed and hubby is doing his office work from home. You?

2007-02-13 01:28:40 · 30 answers · asked by kitten lover3 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-02-13 01:27:48 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

A man was sitting at a bar.
He kept ordering 3 beers at at time.
He would drink 1 beer, then later on, drink the next beer, still later drink the 3rd beer.

After witnessing this for a while, the bartender asked the man why he keeps ordering 3 beers at a time, when he could just order one at a time and they would keep cold, instead of getting warm.

The man said it was a tradition. He and his friend used to drink together and that he was keeping the tradition alive until his friend returned from war.

The bartender said "I can understand 2 beers, but why 3 of them?"
The man said "My friend is an alcoholic."

2007-02-13 01:27:31 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

What five adjectives would you use to describe yourself?

2007-02-13 01:27:23 · 17 answers · asked by cruel 2 in Polls & Surveys

ppl report abuse just 4 the sake of fun.bye evry1.scrap me if u hve liked my jokes.i'll send in more jokes 2 u then.bye ppl.ciao 4evr.

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2007-02-13 01:27:21 · 37 answers · asked by sunny1991 2 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-02-13 01:27:18 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I am an aquaris my husband and two sons are scorpios and we get along great except for my one son and I. Whats up with that?

2007-02-13 01:26:37 · 3 answers · asked by regurgitated_society 1 in Horoscopes

2007-02-13 01:26:14 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-02-13 01:26:03 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

2007-02-13 01:25:57 · 6 answers · asked by La'Grange 4 in Television

2007-02-13 01:25:57 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-02-13 01:25:40 · 4 answers · asked by melissa p 1 in Celebrities

2007-02-13 01:25:09 · 3 answers · asked by PBJ 1 in Television

or does that just happen to me?

2007-02-13 01:25:08 · 11 answers · asked by LeRoy 4 in Polls & Surveys

2007-02-13 01:24:32 · 14 answers · asked by Eye of the Beholder 4 in Jokes & Riddles

That is when I am into the shop.

2007-02-13 01:24:30 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys