An almost blind guy walked into a sexy lingerie shop to purchase their most see-through item for his wife.
After receiving some help from the store clerk, he bought a lace teddy for $600 and brought it home for his wife to try on.
She took it upstairs and realized that it didn't quite fit. But, she figured, since it's supposed to be see-through and since he's almost blind, she might as well wear nothing at all. So she came downstairs completely naked.
"Huh," said the old man, hugging her. "For the amount I paid, they could've at least ironed the damn thing."
2007-02-13 00:21:54 · 16 answers · asked by Jay A 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
sick but extremely funny
2007-02-13 05:10:03 · answer #1 · answered by barn owl 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol I was shocked for about a second then laughed my head off. Must have been a funny sight for on-lookers. Good joke hehe, me likes.
2007-02-13 15:45:05 · answer #2 · answered by hotxchoccy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Now that is really funny
10/10
Tink x
2007-02-13 12:58:07 · answer #3 · answered by Tink 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats a wrinkly one good laugh 10/10
2007-02-13 08:48:26 · answer #4 · answered by speedy 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Great joke - nice timing, good delivery!
2007-02-13 08:25:46 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
A sick joke but a really good one!
2007-02-13 10:51:29 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny !! bet that comment got him into the good books again !
2007-02-13 08:30:13 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
My mates will love this one
2007-02-13 14:05:34 · answer #8 · answered by HELEND 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good joke. LOL
2007-02-13 08:26:35 · answer #9 · answered by Mmmmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL - 10/10
2007-02-13 08:25:06 · answer #10 · answered by mark 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋