Good one! but not so clean...?

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Good one! but not so clean...



WALMART HAS EVERY THING !!!



One day, in line at the company cafeteria, Joe says to Mike behind him,



"My elbow hurts like hell. I guess I'd better see a doctor."



"Listen, you don't have to spend that kind of money," Mike replies.



"There's a diagnostic computer down at Wal-Mart. Just give it a urine
sample
and the computer will tell you what's wrong and what to do about it.



It takes ten seconds and costs ten dollars . . . A lot cheaper than a
doctor."



So, Joe deposits a urine sample in a small jar and takes it to Wal-Mart.



He deposits ten dollars, and the computer lights up and asks for the
urine
sample. He pours the sample into the slot and waits.



Ten seconds later, the computer ejects a printout:



"You have tennis elbow. Soak your arm in warm water and avoid heavy
activity.
It will improve in two weeks. Thank you for shopping @ Wal-Mart."



That evening, while thinking how amazing this new technology was, Joe
began
wondering if the computer could be fooled.



He mixed some tap water, a stool sample from his dog, urine samples from
his
wife and daughter, and a sperm sample for good measure.



Joe hurries back to Wal-Mart, eager to check the results. He deposits
ten
dollars, pours in his concoction, and awaits the results.



The computer prints the following:



1. Your tap water is too hard. Get a water softener. (Aisle 9)

2. Your dog has ringworm. Bathe him with anti-fungal shampoo. (Aisle 7)

3. Your daughter has a cocaine habit. Get her into rehab.

4. Your wife is pregnant. Twins. They aren't yours. Get a lawyer.

5. If you don't stop playing with yourself, your elbow will never get
better!



Thank you for shopping @ Wal-Mart
cheeerrrssss

Ha ! Ha ! Ha !

Answer 1

Gr8 one!!!!!!!!!!!

listen this 4m me:

Four men got together to play golf one sunny morning. As they were heading out to the course, one of them was detained by a phone call.

The other three were discussing their children while walking to the first tee.

"My son," said one proudly, "has made quite a name for himself in the home building industry. He began as a carpenter, but now owns his own design and construction firm. He's so successful, in fact in the last year he was able to give a good friend a brand new home as a gift."

The second man, not to be outdone, boasts how his son began his career as a car salesman, but now owns a multi-line dealership. "He's so successful, in fact, in the last six months he gave a friend two brand new cars as a gift."

The third man brags that his son has worked his way up through a stock brokerage firm, and has become so successful that in the last few weeks has given a good friend a large stock portfolio as a gift.

As the fourth man arrives at the tee box, the three smugly tell him that they have been discussing how successful their progeny are, and ask what line of work his son is in.

"To tell the truth, I'm not very pleased how my son has turned out," he replies. "For fifteen years, he's been a hairdresser, and I've just recently discovered he's gay."

As the other three recoil in horror, he continues, "but on the bright side, he must be good at what he does, because his last three boyfriends have given him a brand new house, two new cars, and a big stock portfolio."

Answer 2

nice joke my dear.
now listen one from me :
once a Indian countryman (Desi) dies and he goes to hell. there he sees that there are different hell for every country. first he tries in USA hell. there he asks, "my friend , what they all do with us". he answered, "first of all they lay you on a bed of nails, then then the make you sit on an electric chair, then the devil will come and whip you for rest of the day." he doesn't like it and tried others but all were same. then he saw a big line in Indian. he asked from one person the same question and the ans. was also same. then he asked why only Indian hell has a big crowd. he answered, "because first of all the nails are stolen and are not replaced till now, there is no electricity so electric chair don't work and last the devil is public servant so he don't whips".

Ha Ha Ha

Answer 3

Fantabulous! I could say JOKE of the WEEK. Cheeeeeeeeeers!!!!!!!!!!!

Answer 4

thts brilliant. thx for the laugh

Answer 5

That is why I don't shop at Walmart ,their merchandise is good but dirty.. High five!!!!

Answer 6

heard that one before


did you hav to drag it along

Answer 7

Good one!

Answer 8

gr8 joke

Answer 9

wow

Answer 10

Hahahahaha
How sad! :-)