Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday School. Usually she slept through the class.
One day the teacher called on her while she was napping,
"Tell me, Mary, who created the universe?"
When Mary didn't stir, little Johnny, an altruistic boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear.
"God Almighty !'' shouted Mary
"Very good" said the teacher & Mary fell back to sleep.
A while later the teacher asked Mary, ''Who is our Lord and Savior?''
But Mary didn't even stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again.
''Jesus Christ!'' shouted Mary
''Very good'' said the teacher & Mary fell back to sleep.
Then the teacher asked Mary a third question, ''What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?''
Again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin.
This time Mary jumped up and shouted, ''If you stick that damn thing in me one more time, I'll break it in half!''
The Teacher fainted.
2007-02-13 00:18:35 · 20 answers · asked by Jay A 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
HAHAHAHA!!!!
2007-02-13 06:41:25 · answer #1 · answered by Jodi C 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
another good one jay a 10/10
2007-02-13 08:53:23 · answer #2 · answered by speedy 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Loved it, lmao.
10/10
Tink x
2007-02-13 13:08:13 · answer #3 · answered by Tink 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
omg, i take it all back! that is the funniest one yet! keep them comin! youre putting a big smile on my face! lol
2007-02-13 08:25:07 · answer #4 · answered by im*horny 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
WOW REALLY MARY HAS 23 KIDS I DIDNT KNOW THAT..LOL CUTE JOKE
2007-02-13 08:23:15 · answer #5 · answered by Elizabeth B 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"Isn't the principal a dummy!" said a boy to a girl.
"Say, do you know who I am?" asked the girl.
"No."
"I'm the principal's daughter."
"And do you know who I am?" asked the boy.
"No," she replied.
"Thank goodness!"
2007-02-13 09:05:07 · answer #6 · answered by daniel a 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmfao v funny
2007-02-13 11:42:44 · answer #7 · answered by Quinn 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
v.funny, LMSMAO - 9/10
2007-02-13 08:24:19 · answer #8 · answered by mark 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-02-13 13:03:17 · answer #9 · answered by stormyweather 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice punchline
2007-02-13 13:11:43 · answer #10 · answered by barn owl 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very funny - good one
2007-02-13 10:07:12 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋