Kida funny in a way. See, I took this chick (dirty Sue) out last night and since my truck was broken again, we took her moms car, one of those little pieces of crap, and seeing as how the driver seat folds way back, we're going at it like possums in heat. We was up on that little hill off Route 41. Well, anyway, I didn't know that you had to set the brake. So's we're doin the ugly and the car starts rollin down the hill. Runs smack dab into a tree and the air bag goes off. Right into my butt. Shoved my face right out the back window.
Acourse Sue thought it was alright. She never had a guy scream so loud before. She thinks I really love her now.
2007-02-13 23:58:13 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Women fake it all the time baby. Now you know how we feel when mammoth man wants to pound away for more than 20 mins.
2007-02-14 06:24:44 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
No, but I had Rebecca Bettencort blow me in the back seat on senior prom night, that was dope.
2007-02-14 08:01:57 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Ahhh let me wipe the tears from my eyes. That was a good one.
2007-02-14 14:18:23 · answer #3 · answered by Optimistic 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
What an original idea for a date.
2007-02-14 08:02:10 · answer #4 · answered by michelebaruch 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Count your blessings, you could be a eunuch right now!
2007-02-14 08:01:30 · answer #5 · answered by prairiegurrl 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I'm glad I'm wearing my hip boots.
2007-02-14 08:03:25 · answer #6 · answered by Uther Aurelianus 6 · 3⤊ 1⤋
no, not yet
2007-02-14 08:02:57 · answer #7 · answered by ? 7 · 0⤊ 2⤋