Fred and Mary get married but can't afford a honeymoon, so they go
back to mom and dads for the night. In the morning, little Johnny
gets up and has his breakfast. As he is going out of the door to go
to school, he asks his mom if Fred and Mary are up yet.
She replies, "No". Johnny asks, "Do you know what I think?"
His mom replies, "Never mind what you think! Just go to school." Johnny
comes home for lunch and asks his mom, "Is Fred and Mary up
yet?"
She replies, "No." Johnny says, "Do you know what I think?"
His mom replies, "Never mind what you think! Eat your lunch and go
back to school."
After school, he comes home and asks, "Is Fred and Mary up yet?"
His mom says, "No." Johnny asks, "Do you know what I think?"
His mom replies, "OK! What do you think? " He says, "Well, last night
Fred came in for theVaseline and I think I gave him my airplane glue."
2007-02-14 00:04:55 · 13 answers · asked by Jodi C 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
omg!!!!omfg!!!(lol)now they are in a sticky situation!!!
2007-02-14 00:44:51 · answer #1 · answered by halima b 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Its funny but i feel bad for fred and mary
2007-02-14 00:09:36 · answer #2 · answered by michelebaruch 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
poor Fred call the ambulance quick
2007-02-14 00:15:24 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
oh fred stucking there,lollllllllllllll
Was looking for you,have a nice day
2007-02-14 03:40:36 · answer #4 · answered by Maro's mom 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I want to go home from school for lunch!
2007-02-14 00:08:43 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats a good one!
2007-02-14 01:39:01 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
THAT'S A GOOD ONE !
NEXT QUESTION IS, ''GETTING THEM SEPARATED WITHOUT UPSETTING FRED''
2007-02-14 00:27:17 · answer #7 · answered by Steven H 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
10/10 for this very cool one, I still laugh..
2007-02-14 00:23:14 · answer #8 · answered by shdtt 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol! I think that's what's known as a 'sticky situation!'
BOOM BOOM!!! ;)
2007-02-14 00:28:52 · answer #9 · answered by Jay A 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hardee har har
2007-02-14 00:08:57 · answer #10 · answered by turley345 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋