A young woman buys a mirror at an antique shop, and hangs it on her bathroom door. One evening, while getting undressed, she playfully says "Mirror, mirror, on my door, make my bustline forty four".
Instantly, there is a brilliant flash of light, and her breasts grow to enormous proportions. Excitedly, she runs to tell her husband what happened, and in minutes they both return.
This time the husband crosses his fingers and says "Mirror mirror on the door, make my penis touch the floor!".
Again, there's a bright flash ... and then his legs fall off!
2007-02-14 23:59:53 · 5 answers · asked by ♥Booh♥ ☺☺☺☺☺ 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lmao! oh my gosh that is so funny i actually laughed outloud!!
2007-02-15 01:06:42 · answer #1 · answered by the nice girl 23 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LMAO... thats naughty & hilarious... hahaha
i loved it... thanx for the laughs..
2007-02-15 08:39:46 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-02-15 08:42:54 · answer #3 · answered by amberharris20022000 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
heyy,
yur jokes iz hilarious!!!!
2007-02-15 14:15:55 · answer #4 · answered by xXsexyladyXx 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHAHA!!!!!
2007-02-15 08:27:45 · answer #5 · answered by Jodi C 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋