Entertainment & Music - 16 February 2007

i try and try and can't do that.
i try more and more, i just can't.
i don't try at all, it just happens.
what is it ??????
can u tell ??????
lets see

oh yah, there r some Chuck Norris ones while u think : : :
Do u know Chuck Norris??
No u don't. U can't, till he's behind u.

U know why is it better that dinosaurs return. Becauz being eaten by Dinosaurs will be far less painful. Anyways dinosaurs won't be able to survive till there's Chuck Norris.

Do u know aliens exist. They r waiting for Chuck to die so that they can attack.

Whenever u read a world record book, don't forget to read the last page, becauz something very important is mentioned in a footprint at the last page. It is : 'All records are presently held by Carlos Ray Chuck Norris. The ones mentioned here are the closest ever reached.'
feel free to share yours. Chuck Norris himself says that he likes Chuck jokes.

2007-02-16 23:26:23 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

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You have a whole box of your favourite chocolates.....?

How selfish will you be?

2007-02-16 23:26:16 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Owww, I bit my tongue. Do you have some ice?

2007-02-16 23:26:11 · 10 answers · asked by DisIllusioned 5 in Polls & Surveys

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What did the last text message you sent say?

2007-02-16 23:25:38 · 19 answers · asked by jammydodger 5 in Polls & Surveys

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Whats your favorite song from T.I.?

2007-02-16 23:25:35 · 1 answers · asked by Bob the Cat.™ 4 in Polls & Surveys

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What colour are your eyes?

2007-02-16 23:24:55 · 21 answers · asked by jammydodger 5 in Polls & Surveys

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Seen any good movies lately?

Anything out there lately worth watching?

2007-02-16 23:24:27 · 10 answers · asked by adorable 2 in Movies

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What was the last lie you told?

2007-02-16 23:23:39 · 13 answers · asked by jammydodger 5 in Polls & Surveys

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What is your favourite line from a film?

Mine is from a film called wish you were here. Emily lloyd plays a young girl who is having flings all round town. Her dad spots her coming out of their shed with one of his friends. He waits in her bedroom for her. When she comes in he says "if your mother was alive she would show you the door" to which she replies " i've seen it". I know, i am sad, but it makes me giggle.
So what line makes you laugh, cry, brings back memories or for whatever reason.

2007-02-16 23:23:11 · 34 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

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When was....?

The last time you cried?

2007-02-16 23:21:49 · 12 answers · asked by Not my problem 6 in Polls & Surveys

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What's the ingredient for a category like this?

2007-02-16 23:21:28 · 7 answers · asked by DARIA. - JOINED MAY 2006 7 in Polls & Surveys

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Magic Joke!?

a man was about to saw his new assistant in half, when:

she asked 'what happened to your old assistant'
he repiled 'she now lives in London and Manchester!'

she has a worried look on her face: as he put the saw in the grove!

what do you think funny?

2007-02-16 23:20:53 · 59 answers · asked by jon h 6 in Jokes & Riddles

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