a man was about to saw his new assistant in half, when:
she asked 'what happened to your old assistant'
he repiled 'she now lives in London and Manchester!'
she has a worried look on her face: as he put the saw in the grove!
what do you think funny?
2007-02-16 23:20:53 · 59 answers · asked by jon h 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
no not funny sorry
2007-02-16 23:24:47 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
No maybe you need to say something like her chest lives in manchester and her bottom lives in london. Might help it out a bit.
2007-02-24 08:16:17 · answer #2 · answered by Princess K! 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i thought it was funny. the last assistant was cut in half so on part of her body now lives in one place and the other half lives in another. it was funny. hey and im blonde and i still got it! (yes i know my pic says im brown but i didnt want people to think i was stupid) lol
2007-02-24 14:46:04 · answer #3 · answered by ? 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
He put the saw in the grove.
2007-02-24 11:44:02 · answer #4 · answered by brown.gloria@yahoo.com 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-10-15 12:22:31 · answer #5 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a spin on a tale of two cities lol 6/10
2007-02-22 00:55:13 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny. If she lives in London, can I visit her? Lol!
2007-02-24 05:20:19 · answer #7 · answered by ♥Penguiin♥ 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I didn't get it, sorry, how about you tell us what is supposed to be funny in it. Sorry, I just really didn't' get it. Try a NEW joke. It might work out for you, but not this one. Good luck!
2007-02-24 11:11:24 · answer #8 · answered by ♠Jenny♠ 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
haaaaa funny 10/10
2007-02-23 09:00:20 · answer #9 · answered by bad boy for life! 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i found it funny! coz' half her body lives in London and the other half in manchester.. LOL!
2007-02-24 17:30:03 · answer #10 · answered by I need a vacation! 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Cute but not funny. It's propably better as a visual.
2007-02-24 19:49:22 · answer #11 · answered by Tellin' U Da Truth! 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋