Paddy walks into a bar and orders a double Martini. After he has finished his drink he looks inside his shirt pocket, then orders another double Martini.
After he has finished it, he looks inside his shirt pocket again and orders yet another double Martini.
The bartender says, "Why do you look inside your shirt pocket every time you order a refill?"
Paddy replies..."I'm looking at a photo of me wife - when she starts lookin' good, I know it's time to go home :)
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Woman goes to the docs for a checkup. When she gets home her husband asks, "So how did the appointment go?"
She replied "He said I had the body of a 20-year old.
Her husband says "Oh yeah? And what did he have to says about your 40year old a*se?"
The woman replies, "Your name didn't come up!"
2007-02-16
11:17:56
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