Paddy walks into a bar and orders a double Martini. After he has finished his drink he looks inside his shirt pocket, then orders another double Martini.
After he has finished it, he looks inside his shirt pocket again and orders yet another double Martini.
The bartender says, "Why do you look inside your shirt pocket every time you order a refill?"
Paddy replies..."I'm looking at a photo of me wife - when she starts lookin' good, I know it's time to go home :)
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Woman goes to the docs for a checkup. When she gets home her husband asks, "So how did the appointment go?"
She replied "He said I had the body of a 20-year old.
Her husband says "Oh yeah? And what did he have to says about your 40year old a*se?"
The woman replies, "Your name didn't come up!"
2007-02-16 11:17:56 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Fidgety,ignore them,the majority of people enjoy your jokes.Keep them coming and to hell with the minority objectors.I can only assume that they must be either sexually frustrated or have had humour bypasses!
Why was the Irish pound called the punt fidgety?
Because it rhymed with bank manager.
2007-02-16 13:39:51 · answer #1 · answered by the gunners 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2016-12-17 11:43:18 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not sure why you got reported for thesee jokes I've seen ones on here with worse content but thes two are pretty amusing you made me laugh, and anyway who hasn't been reported for no reason on Yahoo! answers? some people just don't have a sense of humor and should stay out of the jokes & riddles catregory.
2007-02-16 11:45:48 · answer #3 · answered by Katprsn 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Those are good jokes, some people don't have a sense of humour!! Anyway people have reported me before and I don't know, I'm nice too, lololol, oh I know why, they are gormless gits. ha
I have to give a shout out to Fay. You don't have a question for me to give you a REWIND for your answering my give me an AMEN question. I can't give you a star yet, but I'll give ya thumbs up here.
2007-02-16 13:39:15 · answer #4 · answered by ♥Enya♥ 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I have no idea, they're good jokes...
I got a violation for answering a question ABOUT funny answers with a funny answer!! Where is the logic in that?! It was funny Dagnammit! Why i outta...!!
2007-02-16 13:35:44 · answer #5 · answered by Fay 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i thought they were funny,but there are some very serious people on this site who havent got a sense of humour or nothing better to do with their time.keep the jokes coming,and ignore the miserable minority lot on here.
2007-02-16 11:37:11 · answer #6 · answered by stokies 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
because you are obviously wrong inthe head, what do you expect using words like "Bartender" and "shirt pocket" inthe same sentance and what kind of sicko would refer to a womans doctors appointment... you need Help!!
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Victims_register_here/
2007-02-16 12:10:03 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ive seen a lot worse on here, so dont know why
2007-02-16 11:56:22 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
They are very funny can't understand why you would get a violation though
2007-02-16 11:26:07 · answer #9 · answered by Bernie c 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I dunno...
insecure women might of gotten offended...?
The 1st ones funny...
But I dont get the 2nd one
2007-02-16 11:38:40 · answer #10 · answered by Gurl 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋