Two Al Qaida terrorists are sitting in a cave reminiscing over a couple of pints of fermented goat's milk.
One reaches into his goatskin sack, pulls out a couple of pictures and shows them to his friend.
"This is my oldest son, he's a martyr. He was a suicide bomber," says one.
"You must be so proud," his friend says.
"This is my second son. He is a martyr also, likewise a suicide bomber," the first man continues.
"A fine looking young man," replies his friend.
After a pause and a deep sigh, the man says wistfully, "They blow up so fast, don't they?"
2007-02-16 11:33:02 · 4 answers · asked by Gezza D 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
OK! That was VERY FUNNY!! Thanks. I will use that one tomorrow.
2007-02-16 12:09:34 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
nice
do you no what the al qaida terrorist training camp instructor said to his students ..."now every one pay attrition I'm only going to show you this once"
2007-02-16 20:57:46 · answer #2 · answered by burnt bob 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-02-16 19:43:13 · answer #3 · answered by Baby Girl R 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
not really funny but funny!
2007-02-16 20:24:13 · answer #4 · answered by Jessie 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋