Why do we shut UP, but quiet DOWN?

Question

1. If money doesn't grow on trees, why do banks have branches?
2. Why do we say we "slept like a baby" when babies wake up every hour and a half?
3. When French people swear, do they say, "Pardon my English"?
4.How can something be both "new" and "improved"?
5. If practice makes perfect, and nobody's perfect, then why practice?
6. Why do alarm clocks "go off" when they start making noise?
7. What color hair do bald men put on their driver's license?
8. Why do we park in a driveway and drive on a parkway?
9. Instead of "All things in moderation", shouldn't it be "Some things in moderation?
10. How did the "Keep Off the Grass" sign get there in the first place?

Why does Flammable and Inflammable mean the exact same thing?

Answer 1

lol...
those r pretty funny & good 2 think about
but r we supposed 2 answer them?

Answer 2

1. Because banks grow on trees.
2. Because babies try to sleep all day.
3. French people wouldn't say pardon my English, they would say pardon my English in French :)
4. Because someone just made something better from the original.
5. Because people need something to do.
6. Because they are weird.
7. They put N/A
8. Because Americans are weird
9. Whatever you think.
10. Aliens dropped it from their flying saucer

Answer 3

1 umm lame
2 good point
3verry funny
4 good question
5 another good point
6 lame
7 funny
8 never figure that one out
9 lame
10 lame

Answer 4

LOL those r soooooooooo funny
did u think those up urself
if so good job
very clever