Entertainment & Music - 19 January 2007

A couple were celebrating their 35th wedding anniversary in a quiet, romantic little restaurant. Suddenly, a tiny yet beautiful fairy appeared on their table and said, "For being such an exemplary married couple and for being faithful to each other for all this time, I will grant you each a wish." "Ooh, I want to travel around the world with my darling husband" said the wife. The fairy moved her magic stick and - abracadabra! - two tickets for the new QM2 luxury liner appeared in her hands. Now it was the husband's turn. He thought for a moment and said: "Well this is all very romantic, but an opportunity like this only occurs once in a lifetime, so, I'm sorry my love, but my wish is to have a wife 30 years younger than me". The wife and the fairy were deeply disappointed, but a wish is a wish... So the fairy made a circle with her magic stick and -abracadabra! - the husband became 92 years old. The moral of this story..... Men might be ungrateful idiots,but fairies are..... female

2007-01-19 02:07:20 · 9 answers · asked by *♥short~sh!t♥* 3 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-01-19 02:07:12 · 3 answers · asked by zebbie g 2 in Comics & Animation

Picture an empty wine bottle with a metal object suspend in air inside of the bottle, the this is done by tying a piece of string from the metal to the cover
Question: how do you get the metal to the bottom of the bottle without touching the bottle the cover the string and the piece of metal?

2007-01-19 02:07:10 · 7 answers · asked by tease :-) 2 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-01-19 02:06:24 · 20 answers · asked by ? 5 in Polls & Surveys

Picture an empty wine bottle with a metal object suspend in air inside of the bottle, the this is done by tying a piece of string from the metal to the cover
Question: how do you get the metal to the bottom of the bottle without touching the bottle the cover the string and the piece of metal?

2007-01-19 02:06:20 · 8 answers · asked by tease :-) 2 in Jokes & Riddles

Ive been wracking my brains.............. whats the next line??

2007-01-19 02:06:18 · 8 answers · asked by andy2kbaker 3 in Music

Everest Masala in which she cooks Pau Bhaji for his son.
Mummy ka magic in Whirlpool Refrigarator (not that of Kajol)
Super gold Oil

2007-01-19 02:06:03 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

2007-01-19 02:04:24 · 10 answers · asked by snipesnab 2 in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-19 02:04:22 · 7 answers · asked by Nobody Girl 2 in Television

Im a 36 year old chap with a wife and dog. I havent EVER felt the need to smack a woman about a bit. Its genuinely never crossed my mind. But this Jade....tramp... has got my blood boiling. I cant help it. I just want to unleash a bit of whoopass on her stupid, ignorant, moronic, unnessesary thick as a yard of lard ****.
I hope someone stops me but do you think a jury would convict me?
Im not actually planning anything but if she comes round 'ere......

Just dont!!

2007-01-19 02:04:22 · 16 answers · asked by andy2kbaker 3 in Polls & Surveys

What is your favorite mode of transportation?

2007-01-19 02:03:46 · 19 answers · asked by eeyoree rocks2003 7 in Polls & Surveys

should i just give up and rollerblade into a tree and end it all??

2007-01-19 02:03:04 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-19 02:02:41 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

i threw up yesterday


and no i am not a bulimic

2007-01-19 02:02:34 · 15 answers · asked by Grammar B*@%h 4 in Polls & Surveys

I want to go the movies tomorrow but I can't choose which one out of these three to see:
Stomp The Yard
Freedom Writers
The Pursuit Of Happiness
Which one should I see?

2007-01-19 02:02:31 · 9 answers · asked by *Mz Ciska* 4 in Movies

please tell me the sites for it or send it to me at jame9_singh@yahoo.co.in

2007-01-19 02:01:56 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

Jeff Foxworthy, Bill Engvall, Ron White, or Larry The Cable Guy.......I think that Larry The Cable Guy is hilarious

2007-01-19 02:01:21 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

If you had to help your cousin ...but same day you have a blind date....what would you miss....the need of help...or the chance to meet some real guy...who might turn nice?

2007-01-19 02:00:52 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Bitter cold. Like 10 or 20 below 0
or
Getting 10 to 12 inches of snow in one night?
I'll take the cold.

2007-01-19 02:00:41 · 23 answers · asked by ? 6 in Polls & Surveys

We've been entertained by the television now for 50 plus years with no replacement in site for it. We have other entertainment avenues such as computers, vhs and dvds. But nothing to replace the idiot box in your living room. What do you think will replace it and how long do you think it will be till it happens?

2007-01-19 02:00:21 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

How many do you have? what are they? where did you come up with your idea? where are they on your body?

2007-01-19 02:00:19 · 31 answers · asked by Jesus Built My Hotrod 4 in Polls & Surveys

i work on sat mornings!

2007-01-19 02:00:11 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

a not so attractive guy who smelled good......or a hot dude who reeked and smelled horrible???


hypothetically of course...

2007-01-19 02:00:03 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Why? It's been so long for me I can't remember.

2007-01-19 01:59:31 · 22 answers · asked by kidkill18 2 in Polls & Surveys

if a guy pushes a girl, is that girl allowed to slap him, throw his amp on the floor, smash his guitar against a wall and knock the tv over?? or is that over reacting.?/

2007-01-19 01:59:30 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-19 01:59:25 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-19 01:58:59 · 4 answers · asked by Solitaire 7 in Polls & Surveys

Three Stupid Wives

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman were sitting in a bar, drinking, and discussing how stupid their wives were.
The Englishman says, ''I tell you, my wife is so stupid. Last week she went to the supermarket and bought $300 worth of meat because it was on sale, and we don't even have a fridge to keep it in.''
The Scotsman agrees that she sounds pretty thick, but says his wife is thicker.
''Just last week, she went out and spent $17,000 on a new car,'' he laments, ''and she doesn't even know how to drive!''
The Irishman nods sagely, and agrees that these two woman sound like they both walked through the stupid forest and got hit by every branch.
However, he still thinks his wife is dumber. ''Ah, it kills me everytime I think of it,'' he chuckles. ''My wife left to go on a trip to Greece. I watched her packing her bag, and she must have put about 100 condoms in there and she doesn't even have a pen!s!''

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2007-01-19 01:58:43 · 16 answers · asked by Janey 3 in Jokes & Riddles

Man I love Cajun food!!

2007-01-19 01:58:10 · 13 answers · asked by LeRoy 4 in Polls & Surveys

has anybody ever purchases a thing from ebay etc and returned to a store claiming to have lost the receipt and did it work?

a girl i work with bought gucci purfume for 10.38 off ebay took it to boots and claimed it was an unwanted gift no receipt she was given a 35.00 gift voucher
result

2007-01-19 01:56:53 · 12 answers · asked by Miss M 2 in Polls & Surveys