A couple were celebrating their 35th wedding anniversary in a quiet, romantic little restaurant. Suddenly, a tiny yet beautiful fairy appeared on their table and said, "For being such an exemplary married couple and for being faithful to each other for all this time, I will grant you each a wish." "Ooh, I want to travel around the world with my darling husband" said the wife. The fairy moved her magic stick and - abracadabra! - two tickets for the new QM2 luxury liner appeared in her hands. Now it was the husband's turn. He thought for a moment and said: "Well this is all very romantic, but an opportunity like this only occurs once in a lifetime, so, I'm sorry my love, but my wish is to have a wife 30 years younger than me". The wife and the fairy were deeply disappointed, but a wish is a wish... So the fairy made a circle with her magic stick and -abracadabra! - the husband became 92 years old. The moral of this story..... Men might be ungrateful idiots,but fairies are..... female
2007-01-19 02:07:20 · 9 answers · asked by *♥short~sh!t♥* 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
As a guy who's already heard this one before........
It's still pretty d@mn funny!
2007-01-19 02:11:32 · answer #1 · answered by Maverick 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Haha - that one is good! One I haven't heard before - finally!
2007-01-19 10:12:13 · answer #2 · answered by NikNak 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha i loves this one...good moral to the story..
2007-01-19 10:23:20 · answer #3 · answered by krmzjt21 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Wow....it's such a great story... I love it!
2007-01-23 10:03:14 · answer #4 · answered by VeNiE 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
.......and the moral of the moral of this story being............?
lol, thanx for the laf.
2007-01-19 10:22:25 · answer #5 · answered by police 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol i thought it was funny
2007-01-19 10:12:16 · answer #6 · answered by Grammar B*@%h 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha-ha, thats was crazy. did u make that up yourself.
2007-01-19 10:14:04 · answer #7 · answered by mickey 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
haha! lol
2007-01-19 13:12:41 · answer #8 · answered by ღ♥ღ latoya 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
so true....
2007-01-19 11:02:11 · answer #9 · answered by ░▒▓Mollyஐ▓▒░ 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋