A young Irish girl is sitting in her college anatomy class when professor O'Leary asks her, "Miss O'Brien, which human body part can grow to 10 times it's normal size?"
Lucy O'Brien's face turns as red as her hair and says, "Professor, I don't think I can answer that question. I am much, much too embarassed!"
"Ok. Fine, " says the professor. "How about you, William McGillicuddy?"
William says, "Yes sir. The answer is the pupil of the human eye."
"Very good, William" says the professor.
The professor turns to Lucy O'Brien and says, "Miss O'Brien I have 3 comments for ya. Number 1, you've got a dirty, dirty mind. Number 2, you didn't do your homework. And Number 3, you have set yourself up for a lifetime of disappointment!"
2006-12-20
03:45:49
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