A young Irish girl is sitting in her college anatomy class when professor O'Leary asks her, "Miss O'Brien, which human body part can grow to 10 times it's normal size?"
Lucy O'Brien's face turns as red as her hair and says, "Professor, I don't think I can answer that question. I am much, much too embarassed!"
"Ok. Fine, " says the professor. "How about you, William McGillicuddy?"
William says, "Yes sir. The answer is the pupil of the human eye."
"Very good, William" says the professor.
The professor turns to Lucy O'Brien and says, "Miss O'Brien I have 3 comments for ya. Number 1, you've got a dirty, dirty mind. Number 2, you didn't do your homework. And Number 3, you have set yourself up for a lifetime of disappointment!"
2006-12-20 03:45:49 · 15 answers · asked by cluckie_the_chicken1 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
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2006-12-20 03:46:37 · answer #1 · answered by laydenirvine 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
this would be funny if
#1. it didn't have the Irish part .. I don't like jokes having racial stereotypes.
#2. if it were actually true. the human penis actually undergoes a nearly 10 times enlargement from its flaccid state upon enlargement
http://www.cerebromente.org.br/n03/mente/erection_i.htm
2006-12-20 03:52:48 · answer #2 · answered by ♪ ♫ ☮ NYbron ☮ ♪ ♫ 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That's funny!!
2006-12-20 04:01:33 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeh, a good one!
2006-12-20 03:49:22 · answer #4 · answered by ▒GO FLAMЄS▒ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's cute :)
2006-12-20 03:47:43 · answer #5 · answered by Mel 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I didn't think it was funny.
2006-12-20 03:48:15 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one!
2006-12-20 03:58:59 · answer #7 · answered by Foxy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha, nice one.
2006-12-20 03:47:37 · answer #8 · answered by Webballs 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha! I love it :D
2006-12-20 04:17:04 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
what is the point
2006-12-20 03:47:05 · answer #10 · answered by tawny_mclean 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
HAHAHAHAHAHA! Very good...
2006-12-20 03:47:32 · answer #11 · answered by Rebecca A 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋