A young lady was attempting to get on the bus but was unable to reach the first step due to her very tight skirt. Thinking that if she pulled down her zipper a little she would be able to loosen it just enough to be able to reach the step. When that didn't work she pulled the zipper down just a little more, that still didn't work, so she tried again without success. Finally, a bigTexan who was standing right behind her, with a smile as big as he was, enthusiastically picks her up and places her on the bus. Very agitated, the young woman turned around and shouted at him: "How dare you touch my body, I don't even know you!" To which the man replied: "That's what I thought too, Ma'am, but after you tried pulling down my zipper 3 times, I thought we might just be friends!"
2006-12-20
04:03:44
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