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Shoe is a shame, ain't it?

2006-12-20 04:01:14 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 7 0

How dare you!

You must find something to replace this terrible occurance! Otherwise all creatures on 4 legs shall appear on your doorstep on Christmas day demanding slippers! I did it once, and I regretted it, they only left after I sat and knitted them ALL slippers (I can't even knit) don't think you'll get away with it, trust me, find the pennies to do it... you have been warned!

Xx~xX

2006-12-20 04:07:33 · answer #2 · answered by ★♥ KillerBea ♥★ 4 · 1 0

instead of buying him slippers im sure he would be just as happy with a pair of home made ones. Use a pair of your own socks and thread a ribbon thru the "sock" part so you can pull them a bit snug, slip his paws into the "foot" part and you are good to go

2006-12-20 04:02:54 · answer #3 · answered by gypsy 5 · 1 0

u say "my four-legged friend, i can't afford your slippers for Christmas"

2006-12-20 04:01:39 · answer #4 · answered by Joe the God of Averageness® 4 · 1 0

Tell him you will get him 2 for Christmas and then the other 2 for his birthday.

2006-12-20 04:01:31 · answer #5 · answered by Rich T 6 · 1 0

Bark three times on the ceiling

2006-12-20 10:17:41 · answer #6 · answered by Willy Wonka 3 · 1 0

Mule have to do better than this one. It's awful Mr Poodle!

2006-12-20 05:15:24 · answer #7 · answered by jeeps 6 · 1 0

Just explain that the thing that WAS haunting his dog house took it when it left... but isn't life better without that thing around? I think he'll understand...

2006-12-20 04:39:19 · answer #8 · answered by boots&hank 5 · 1 0

Just buy him one pair of hush puppies and teach him to walk on his hind legs.

2006-12-20 07:49:04 · answer #9 · answered by Dava 4 · 4 0

That's cruel, have a chicken instead of a turky and buy him some mules.

2006-12-20 05:07:41 · answer #10 · answered by Cowboy 4 · 3 0

Standing on two is better on four!

2006-12-20 04:03:29 · answer #11 · answered by OoO 4 · 1 0

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