A young lady was attempting to get on the bus but was unable to reach the first step due to her very tight skirt. Thinking that if she pulled down her zipper a little she would be able to loosen it just enough to be able to reach the step. When that didn't work she pulled the zipper down just a little more, that still didn't work, so she tried again without success. Finally, a bigTexan who was standing right behind her, with a smile as big as he was, enthusiastically picks her up and places her on the bus. Very agitated, the young woman turned around and shouted at him: "How dare you touch my body, I don't even know you!" To which the man replied: "That's what I thought too, Ma'am, but after you tried pulling down my zipper 3 times, I thought we might just be friends!"
2006-12-20 04:03:44 · 11 answers · asked by mstrywmn 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
How funny is that!! I'm surprise he hadn't already poked her with his stick!!! LOL HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
2006-12-20 05:16:45 · answer #1 · answered by hazelshine 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Haha. I heard this joke from a comedian when i was on a NCL cruise ship in Hawaii. Werid!
2006-12-20 12:19:34 · answer #2 · answered by *RoCKsTaR* mommy of 1!! 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
good one but buses usually have more than 1 step...so what happens next??;)
2006-12-20 12:28:09 · answer #3 · answered by MaddyZ 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
yes, indeed now that's worth a LOL giggle.
2006-12-20 12:16:03 · answer #4 · answered by Nemesis: Your worst nightmare 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
gud one
2006-12-20 12:53:00 · answer #5 · answered by Manisha 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That was good.
2006-12-20 13:15:14 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
that is such an old joke....
try something original
2006-12-20 12:18:06 · answer #7 · answered by ladyw0llf 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Women are stupid, they wear short skirts and show their vaginas but get mad when men look.
2006-12-20 12:06:15 · answer #8 · answered by Have You Ever Wondered 1 · 1⤊ 5⤋
that was good
2006-12-20 12:17:51 · answer #9 · answered by jc 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That was lame
2006-12-20 12:13:17 · answer #10 · answered by ♥ME♥ 6 · 0⤊ 3⤋