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i was trampled by a group of them one day when tryin' to get to the lawn ornaments for my trailer! i didn't even get one for my trouble! and i got my good front tooth chipped.

2006-12-20 04:04:39 · 21 answers · asked by sweetie 5 in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

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Yeah, I got ran over but that little machine they use to push a lot of carts with and my dildo fell out and everbody laughed

2006-12-20 06:58:11 · answer #1 · answered by YAHOO SUCKS ASS 3 · 1 0

LOL... I think you are joking, right? Still, I have. The first (and last) time I went to the INSANE shopping madness that is Black Friday (day after Thanksgiving). My aunt and I went, she had three things she wanted, I had two. She brought her three teenage kids, so we all went different directions and lined up. I was six months pregnant with my first child, and the woman next to me had a cast on her leg and was walking with one crutch. When they pulled the plastic off the pallets, everyone started pushing and yelling. The ladies behind us rammed their carts into me and the cast-woman. We were both shoved into the center aisle and they ran ahead of us to get their hands on the item... The funniest part, I didn't tell you yet what line I was in... I was waiting in a line for the sewing machine my aunt wanted to get my grandma for Christmas. A pregnant woman and a partly-crippled woman were both trampled for a sewing machine that was only $40 cheaper than normal... LOL. I hate Wal-Mart... ♥

2006-12-20 12:22:03 · answer #2 · answered by ♥ Butterfly ♥ 4 · 0 0

ow O_O I've never been trampled, but I've been nearly knocked over. I know what it is... the Wal Mart shopping carts are conspiring to take over the world...

2006-12-20 12:06:40 · answer #3 · answered by piratewench 5 · 0 0

No, but I have another Wal-Mart stories. My family member's friend had a group of men sitting on her car and wouldn't move until the security showed up and arrested them after searching THEIR car and finding pot.

2006-12-20 12:07:40 · answer #4 · answered by James 2 · 0 0

You gotta be careful...they tend to hunt in packs. When the north wind blows and there's a bite in the air....the shopping carts are on the prowl....

2006-12-20 12:11:46 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

You know what...when I was 7, my brother was pushing me around in a stolen shopping cart and I really did get one of my teeth chipped. :(

2006-12-20 12:06:29 · answer #6 · answered by funnygrrl19 6 · 0 0

They don't let me in WalMart any more. Something about shoplifting. H3ll, I thought those cans of Spam were free samples.

2006-12-20 12:08:24 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Shopping Carts are wreckless. Personally, I think they should be outlawed.

2006-12-20 12:05:56 · answer #8 · answered by Jennifer F 6 · 0 0

yeah. when some lady lets her obnoxious 5 year old push it and he rams into your ankles 50 times.

2006-12-20 12:07:28 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Nope, but those darnded shopping carts are so unpredictable...

2006-12-20 12:06:35 · answer #10 · answered by Ritz (loves The Hush Sound) 5 · 0 0

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