(on cell phones)
2006-12-20 03:43:18 · 12 answers · asked by *RoCKsTaR* mommy of 1!! 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
i have a few hope u like them
if u had sex 365 time in 12 months and melted down the rubbers to make a tire, wut would u have? a f*****g goodyear!!pass to 5 freakz
name 4 great kings tht brought happiness to ppls lives......drinKING, licKING, sucKING, and f**KING
if a b***h was on top a dude ridin his d**k and her p***y stank............do tht mean she ridin dirty!!pass to 5 freakz
2006-12-20 11:04:27 · answer #1 · answered by black_gurl 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Here's one that I fell for...
"Hey, Best Buy is giving away 100 dollar gift cards to the next 200 callers! Call 1 888 367 2625 - I got one; I was caller 16"
They think they're calling Best Buy, when in actuality, they're calling a gay phone sex line. HAHAHAHA.
2006-12-20 11:46:30 · answer #2 · answered by LGT 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I have a couple that I have gotten that made me crack up. Here goes.
I asked Santa for a condom, I got 3. I asked for a dollar, I got 10, I asked for a s!ut and I got this number. Keep this going. :)
Here's another one.
The police is looking for a suspect described as sexy, funny, and great in bed. Your ugly butt is safe, but where should I hide? Keep this going. :)
I thought those were funny. Hope you like them.
2006-12-20 11:50:14 · answer #3 · answered by Jackie B 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Livefun That is the worst joke in the world. You owe me 30 seconds of my life
2006-12-20 12:31:32 · answer #4 · answered by Mark U 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
right send it saying this
(name) i have some very bad news i know it will shock you but its recent news and i feel i should break it to you gently. you should sit down and maybe have a box of tissues ready you see the thing is
Santa isn't real
i found it funny it works if you make sure you have to scroll down to see the Santa bit
2006-12-20 11:46:42 · answer #5 · answered by aequus_bellum 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I do,what jumps higher than the empire state building
everything,empire state building can't jump
2006-12-20 11:46:35 · answer #6 · answered by NONAME 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Q: why didn't they let the wildcat back into school?
A: we was a cheetah
2006-12-20 11:49:58 · answer #7 · answered by cluckie_the_chicken1 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Q: What do you feed a gay horse?
A: Heeeyyyy
2006-12-20 11:46:11 · answer #8 · answered by jspphotos 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Question...if a ***** with big titties works at Hooters, shouldn't a ***** with one leg work at IHOP????
2006-12-20 11:46:36 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Here's a laugh
if you rearrange the letters in
MOTHER-IN-LAW
you get
WOMAN HITLER
2006-12-20 11:46:03 · answer #10 · answered by brittany45n32 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋