Entertainment & Music - 18 December 2006

Carlos the ice-cream man's van is parked at the side of the road. Lights flashing, music playing, a big queue of excited kids stretches down the street. But no sign of Carlos.
A policeman walking down the road wonders what is going on. Where is Carlos? Why is he not dishing out the ice-cream?
He goes over to the van and peers over the high counter. On the floor he spots Carlos, Lying very still covered in chocolate sauce, strawberry sauce, nuts, hundreds and thousands and those little jelly bits.
"Get back kids," he shouts. Moving away so the bemused kids cannot overhear him he gets on the radio to the station.
"Sargent - you'd get a team down here quick," he stutters, "It's Carlos the ice-cream man......He's topped himself!"

2006-12-18 06:35:37 · 44 answers · asked by Kizzy_ 5 in Jokes & Riddles

I just want to know did they put naruto out on dvd

2006-12-18 06:35:20 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

2006-12-18 06:34:55 · 21 answers · asked by Billie 4 in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-18 06:34:41 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

http://www.filelodge.com/files/room48/1380808/Track02.mp3

I dont understand everything (i am french) and i cant find the lyrics on sites like azlyrics... So can you give me the lyrics of this song ("fiya" by j-five)

the lyrics of the song "fiya"are not on internet because its a b-side of one of his single "find a way" as you can see here:
http://www.amazon.com/find-way-j-five/dp...
I have the lyrics of the album but not of this song...

2006-12-18 06:34:24 · 2 answers · asked by fuschiapetitspois 4 in Music

A Southern small-town prosecutor called his first witness, a respectful, elderly woman to the stand. He approached her and asked, "Mrs. Jones, do you know me?"

She responded, "Why, yes, I do know you, Mr. Williams. I've known you since you were a young boy, and frankly, you've been a big disappointment to me. You lie, you cheat on your wife, you manipulate people and talk about them behind their backs. You think you're a big shot when you haven't the brains to realize you never will amount to anything more than a two-bit paper pusher. Yes, I know you."

The lawyer was stunned. Not knowing what else to do, he pointed across the room and asked, "Mrs. Jones, do you know the defense attorney?"

She again replied, "Why, yes, I do. I've known Mr. Bradley since he was a youngster, too. He's lazy, bigoted, and he has a drinking problem. He can't build a normal relationship with anyone and his law practice is one of the worst in the entire state. Not to mention he cheated on his wife with three different women. One of them was your wife. Yes, I know him."

The defense attorney almost died. Quickly jumping in, the judge asked both counselors to approach the bench, and in a very quiet voice said, "If either of you bastards asks her if she knows me, I'll throw your asses in jail for contempt."

2006-12-18 06:34:21 · 11 answers · asked by ploppy pants 3 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-12-18 06:32:51 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

There was this construction worker on the 3rd floor of this unfinished building. He needed a hand saw, but was too lazy to go down and get it himself, so he tried to call his fellow worker on the ground to get it for him, but this guy could not hear a word he said.

So he started to give a sign so the guy on the ground could understand him. First he pointed at his eyes (meaning "I") then pointed at his knees (meaning "need), and moved his hand back and forth describing the movement of a hand saw.

Finally, the guy on the ground started nodding his head like he understood and dropped his pants and started to jerk off.

The guy on the 3rd floor got pissed-off and ran down to the ground and started yelling at this guy, "You idiot, I was trying to tell you I needed a hand saw."

The other guy replied, "I know, I was trying to tell you that I was coming."

2006-12-18 06:31:59 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

I taste like Nachos.

2006-12-18 06:31:34 · 40 answers · asked by Red Yeti 5 in Polls & Surveys

eg, the sensible one , the rebellious one

2006-12-18 06:31:03 · 19 answers · asked by AnswerGeek 4 in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-18 06:30:40 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-18 06:30:03 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-18 06:29:59 · 17 answers · asked by Stranger In The Night 5 in Celebrities

I really enjoyed Peter Davison when he was the Time Lord. I liked Eccleston's portrayal, but Tennant, in my opinion, has a firm grasp on the more humorous incarnations of the Doctor (such as Patrick Traughton, Colin Baker, Peter Davison, and Tom Baker)

2006-12-18 06:29:55 · 3 answers · asked by kenrayf 6 in Television

2006-12-18 06:29:43 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

Which do you like better?

2006-12-18 06:29:41 · 7 answers · asked by ? 6 in Music

2006-12-18 06:29:37 · 6 answers · asked by health educator 1 in Movies

My friend and I are both models and actors. But she's the bigger model, and I'm the bigger actor. She does like small plays, and I do commercials. But she does like runway modeling, and I just do hair modeling. She's becoming a little stuck-up about the whole modeling thing, and is a little to self-centered. I'd much rather just hang out with her, and just talk about normal things, but she has to go on bragging about her carreer. She's getting a little to caught up in it. She can be really nice sometimes, but she's getting a little to far into it. What should I do, should I tell her she's being a self-centered brat, or should I just go on with life and leave the subject alone.

2006-12-18 06:29:18 · 3 answers · asked by Nicole Brown 2 in Polls & Surveys

I religiously watched it every week on E4 and keep on looking to see when it is starting up again? can anyone tell me please????

thanks in advance

2006-12-18 06:29:14 · 5 answers · asked by K O 2 in Television

Tell your story

2006-12-18 06:29:11 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

he was at my house last week and then meat wads thought he went home but Santa says he is not there

2006-12-18 06:28:52 · 13 answers · asked by katlady927 6 in Polls & Surveys

I don't get annoyed if questions offend me, nor do any gay people I know, neither do the Christians who come here.

2006-12-18 06:28:51 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2006-12-18 06:28:34 · 12 answers · asked by ♣fo' by fo'♠ 3 in Polls & Surveys

when the boy is krumping up to the girl

2006-12-18 06:28:30 · 2 answers · asked by MICHAEL A 1 in Music

i can make a picture by spitting water on the road.. people sometimes pay me money to get one done.. except when cars go by, i can't block the road... : (

2006-12-18 06:28:08 · 7 answers · asked by luna.moonprincess 2 in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-18 06:27:57 · 7 answers · asked by johnjd_cmu 4 in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-18 06:27:45 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

Really Great movies.... The best you've ever seen, old/new.... cuz I know I haven't seeen them all. But in these categories ONLY Comedy,Action,Horror,Thriller. Thanks guys.

2006-12-18 06:27:24 · 14 answers · asked by Lue 2 in Movies

A man and a woman were on a nude beach when a wasp flew into the woman's vagina. In a rush the guy pulled on his shorts, wrapped a towel around the woman, and ran to the hospital.

When they got there the doctor said, "The only way I can think to get the wasp out is to slather some honey on my penis and lure it out."

The doctor then offered his services for a mere $50. After a long pause, the couple agreed. The doctor happily slathered on some honey and went in. After a couple of thrusts the husband said, "Hey, what the hell is going on?"

The doctor says, "Change of plans -- I'm going to drown the bastard."

2006-12-18 06:27:14 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

After living in the remote wilderness of Kentucky all his life, an old codger decided it was time to visit the big city. In one of the city’s stores, he picked up a mirror and looked in it. Not knowing what it was, he remarked, “How about that! Here’s a picture of my daddy.”

He bought the “picture,” but on the way home remembered that his wife, Lizzy, didn’t much like his father. So he hung it in the barn, and every morning before leaving for the fields, he would go there and look at it.

The man’s many trips to the barn began to draw Lizzy’s suspicion. One day after her husband left, she searched the barn and found the mirror. As she looked into the glass, she fumed, “So that’s the ugly b1tch he’s runnin’ around with.”

2006-12-18 06:27:04 · 12 answers · asked by ploppy pants 3 in Jokes & Riddles