After living in the remote wilderness of Kentucky all his life, an old codger decided it was time to visit the big city. In one of the city’s stores, he picked up a mirror and looked in it. Not knowing what it was, he remarked, “How about that! Here’s a picture of my daddy.”
He bought the “picture,” but on the way home remembered that his wife, Lizzy, didn’t much like his father. So he hung it in the barn, and every morning before leaving for the fields, he would go there and look at it.
The man’s many trips to the barn began to draw Lizzy’s suspicion. One day after her husband left, she searched the barn and found the mirror. As she looked into the glass, she fumed, “So that’s the ugly b1tch he’s runnin’ around with.”
2006-12-18 06:27:04 · 12 answers · asked by ploppy pants 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Yo plop, thats a good un!!! U been quiet last few days!!! U ok???
2006-12-18 08:41:05 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Flight Attendant
An airline captain was helping a new blonde flight attendant. The route
they were flying had a stay-over in another city, so upon their arrival,
the captain showed the flight attendant the best place for airline
personnel to eat, shop and stay overnight.
The next morning as the pilot was preparing the crew for the day's
route, he noticed the new flight attendant was missing. He called her
room wondering what happened to her. She answered the phone,
sobbing,and said she couldn't get out of her room. "You can't get out
of your room?" the captain asked, "Why not?"
The attendant replied: "There are only three doors in here." she cried,
"One is the bathroom, one is the closet, and one has a sign on it that
says 'Do Not Disturb'!"
2006-12-18 18:11:21 · answer #2 · answered by Anna 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
2 thumbs up
2006-12-18 14:41:42 · answer #3 · answered by yome 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's a good one. but how can anyone survive without a mirror? 10/10
2006-12-18 16:46:25 · answer #4 · answered by Adeline 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wilderness i would say stone age thats a cracker 10/10
2006-12-18 15:06:09 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao thats a good 1
2006-12-18 17:24:13 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
wow theyve never looked in a mirrior before eh? and she called her self ugly lmao
2006-12-19 00:02:38 · answer #7 · answered by darkliquid_dreams 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Aha- CORN!
*serves corn WITHOUT the cob! dun dun dunnnnn!*
2006-12-18 16:20:00 · answer #8 · answered by Taylor 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hi there.....its a 9 on the laughometer....
2006-12-18 16:23:25 · answer #9 · answered by chris w. 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha- thats hilarious- keep em comin
2006-12-18 15:32:36 · answer #10 · answered by cayla_152 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋