A Southern small-town prosecutor called his first witness, a respectful, elderly woman to the stand. He approached her and asked, "Mrs. Jones, do you know me?"
She responded, "Why, yes, I do know you, Mr. Williams. I've known you since you were a young boy, and frankly, you've been a big disappointment to me. You lie, you cheat on your wife, you manipulate people and talk about them behind their backs. You think you're a big shot when you haven't the brains to realize you never will amount to anything more than a two-bit paper pusher. Yes, I know you."
The lawyer was stunned. Not knowing what else to do, he pointed across the room and asked, "Mrs. Jones, do you know the defense attorney?"
She again replied, "Why, yes, I do. I've known Mr. Bradley since he was a youngster, too. He's lazy, bigoted, and he has a drinking problem. He can't build a normal relationship with anyone and his law practice is one of the worst in the entire state. Not to mention he cheated on his wife with three different women. One of them was your wife. Yes, I know him."
The defense attorney almost died. Quickly jumping in, the judge asked both counselors to approach the bench, and in a very quiet voice said, "If either of you bastards asks her if she knows me, I'll throw your asses in jail for contempt."
2006-12-18 06:34:21 · 11 answers · asked by ploppy pants 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
haha- thats hilarious- keep em comin
2006-12-18 07:30:19 · answer #1 · answered by cayla_152 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that took them down a peg 9/10
2006-12-18 15:14:23 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one! Smart witness!
2006-12-18 14:36:55 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
keep them coming ,,2 thumbs up
2006-12-18 14:38:41 · answer #4 · answered by yome 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
your a geniuoskeep it up
10/10
2006-12-18 22:02:48 · answer #5 · answered by ellana l 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was a good joke.. never heard it before..keep it up..
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ORDER IN THE COURT!! ORDER IN THE COURT!!
THE JUDGE IS IN HIS NIGHT GOWN.
HERE COME DE JUDGE..
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Some of you probably don't know what this pertains to.. Flip Wilson, comedian.
2006-12-18 14:46:52 · answer #6 · answered by scrubbag 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao funny
2006-12-18 23:56:21 · answer #7 · answered by darkliquid_dreams 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very funny
2006-12-18 18:28:07 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG LOL HILARIOULSY PRICELESS I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING THAT'S WAY TO FUNNY!
2006-12-18 14:42:07 · answer #9 · answered by Myastar 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like it!!
2006-12-18 14:37:00 · answer #10 · answered by sweetsum691 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋