A man and a woman were on a nude beach when a wasp flew into the woman's vagina. In a rush the guy pulled on his shorts, wrapped a towel around the woman, and ran to the hospital.
When they got there the doctor said, "The only way I can think to get the wasp out is to slather some honey on my penis and lure it out."
The doctor then offered his services for a mere $50. After a long pause, the couple agreed. The doctor happily slathered on some honey and went in. After a couple of thrusts the husband said, "Hey, what the hell is going on?"
The doctor says, "Change of plans -- I'm going to drown the bastard."
2006-12-18 06:27:14 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ha ha ha ha that is gonna be one hell of a mess!
2006-12-18 07:00:21 · answer #1 · answered by me 6 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Yeah, thats it make fun of those wasps not us little ol' ants!
2006-12-18 06:51:29 · answer #2 · answered by P!ss Ant 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Thats not a question.
2006-12-18 06:38:34 · answer #3 · answered by Titainsrule 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Not a question, but one bloody good joke! Thanks. I call that the best joke of the day.
Charles
2006-12-18 14:39:37 · answer #4 · answered by Charles-CeeJay_UK_ USA/CheekyLad 7 · 0⤊ 2⤋