Entertainment & Music - 18 December 2006

2006-12-18 06:53:24 · 2 answers · asked by Red Yeti 5 in Polls & Surveys

When I'm having a conversation wit some 1 and ask them their zodaic sign they give me something like virgo AND libra. How is that possible to have two?

2006-12-18 06:53:22 · 16 answers · asked by becca 2 in Horoscopes

I just got my first one today, boy do I feel special.

2006-12-18 06:52:32 · 18 answers · asked by just me being me 4 in Polls & Surveys

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Any comments like is it awsome and genius or lame?

2006-12-18 06:52:22 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

2006-12-18 06:52:09 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

When given a choice of three doors (monty knows there is a car behind one and barnyards behind two, and he know which door has which item) by Monty Hall you choose hypothetically door #1, Monty reveals a barnyard behind door #3, he then asks if you should change your choice to door#2 or leave it with your original choice... door #2. Most experts believe if you change you increase your chance of winning, ie... your original choice is 1 out of 3 (33%), by Monty knowing where the prize is and eliminating one of the barnyards, if you change... your odds increase to 50/50. Your thoughts?

2006-12-18 06:51:54 · 3 answers · asked by Scott B 7 in Jokes & Riddles

what should Elmo do? I need my smokes for the day and my friend lets me use my food stamp card to get some. momma aint home for me to borrow money.

2006-12-18 06:51:32 · 22 answers · asked by The Elmo 2 in Polls & Surveys

When did Johnny Depp and Kate Moss begin dating?

2006-12-18 06:51:24 · 8 answers · asked by chrissexysmile 1 in Celebrities

I would really like to know for I wan to be a manga creator.

2006-12-18 06:51:07 · 1 answers · asked by Nice Aries Girl 2 in Comics & Animation

You never see her with her Chihuahua anymore, did she give it away?

2006-12-18 06:51:00 · 11 answers · asked by tscheggl 1 in Celebrities

I am very partial to Barber's Adiago for Strings, which I know is small on scale when compared to the greats. I'd love some recommendations.

2006-12-18 06:50:29 · 3 answers · asked by cam 1 in Music

ive been gone for a long time....... (",) but im back!

2006-12-18 06:50:19 · 17 answers · asked by - 6 in Polls & Surveys

What is meant in the last line "the snow turned into rain"?

2006-12-18 06:49:38 · 5 answers · asked by tonalmeg2 1 in Music

A mouse finds a viagra tablet on the floor, he struts around shouting "Where's the F****N P***Y NOW!?"

2006-12-18 06:49:31 · 34 answers · asked by Kizzy_ 5 in Jokes & Riddles

I hope not ((((HUG)))

2006-12-18 06:47:53 · 18 answers · asked by eeyoree rocks2003 7 in Polls & Surveys

One day Bill complained to his friend, "My elbow really hurts, I guess I should see a doctor." His friend offered, "Don't do that. There's a computer at the drug store that can diagnose anything quicker and much cheaper than a doctor. Simply put in a sample of your urine and the computer will diagnose your problem and tell you what you can do about it. It only costs $10."

Bill figured he had nothing to lose, so he filled a jar with a urine sample and went to the drug store. Finding the computer, he poured in the sample and deposited the $10. The computer started making some noise and various lights started flashing. After a brief pause out popped a small slip of paper on which was printed: You have tennis elbow. Soak your arm in warm water. Avoid heavy lifting. It will be better in two weeks.

Late that evening while thinking how amazing this new technology was and how it would change medical science forever, he began to wonder if this machine could be fooled. He decided to give it a try. He mixed together some tap water, a stool sample from his dog and urine samples from his wife and daughter. To top it off, he masturbated into the concoction.

He went back to the drug store, located the machine, poured in the sample and deposited the $10. The computer again made the usual noise and printed out the following message: Your tap water is too hard. Get a water softener. Your dog has worms. Get him vitamins. Your daughter is using cocaine. Put her in a rehabilitation clinic. Your wife is pregnant with twin girls. They aren't yours. Get a lawyer. And if you don't stop jerking off, your tennis elbow will never get better.

2006-12-18 06:47:37 · 4 answers · asked by ploppy pants 3 in Jokes & Riddles

At the end when Monty's (Edward Norton) father is driving him to prison and his father talks about driving to another town and starting a new life.Does he really do it or is he just dreaming.

2006-12-18 06:47:22 · 4 answers · asked by Sonny 3 in Movies

♥ Luveniar♫ aka Blue WizzleWazzle Faerie has one, and I want one too!

2006-12-18 06:47:09 · 22 answers · asked by MandaPanda 5 in Polls & Surveys

any genre

2006-12-18 06:47:07 · 7 answers · asked by jimmythebullstromboni 3 in Music

Because there is really no point of trying to boost someones self-esteem, when it's already exceedingly low, all you're going to do is make them wonder "Are they lying to me?" and they're going to end up contemplating suicide because of your empty compliment with no truth behind it. Thanks for highering the percentages of suicide.

2006-12-18 06:47:00 · 9 answers · asked by Joel Is Depressed 2 in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-18 06:46:59 · 5 answers · asked by amir_elmaani 1 in Music

2006-12-18 06:46:56 · 13 answers · asked by SANAT 5 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-12-18 06:46:56 · 5 answers · asked by sedem 1 in Celebrities

c'mon be honest...

what was it?

2006-12-18 06:46:33 · 8 answers · asked by loveholio 5 in Polls & Surveys

do yall have any good jokes?

oh and who likes norah jones and where can i get her cd?

2006-12-18 06:46:04 · 1 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

Kenny rules.

2006-12-18 06:46:03 · 3 answers · asked by Michelle K 1 in Celebrities

2006-12-18 06:45:58 · 14 answers · asked by nonames05 1 in Celebrities

2006-12-18 06:45:49 · 4 answers · asked by Jake M 2 in Music

2006-12-18 06:44:58 · 9 answers · asked by Gib 1 in Music

2006-12-18 06:44:48 · 20 answers · asked by ? 4 in Polls & Surveys