Entertainment & Music - 18 December 2006

Upon arriving home, a husband was met at the door by his sobbing wife. Tearfully, she explained, “It’s the druggist. He insulted me terribly on the phone this morning. I had to call several times before he would even answer the phone.”

Immediately, the husband drove downtown to confront the druggist and demand an apology. Before he could get 3 words out, the druggist interrupted him: “Now, just a minute! Listen to my side of the story. This morning, the alarm failed to go off, so I was late getting up. I left without eating breakfast and hurried out to the car, only to realize that I had locked the house with both house and car keys still inside. So I had to break a bedroom window and crawl inside to get my keys.

Then, driving a little too fast, I got a speeding ticket. Later, when I was about three blocks from the store, I had a flat tire. When I finally got to the store, a mob of people were waiting for me to open. I got the store opened and started waiting on these people, and all the while, the damn phone was ringing off the hook.

Then, I had to break a roll of nickels against the cash register drawer to make change, and they spilled all over the floor. I had to get down on my hands and knees to pick up them up, and the phone was still ringing. When I stood up, I cracked my head open on the cash drawer, which made me stagger back against a showcase full of perfume bottles. Nearly half of them hit the floor and broke.

Meanwhile, the phone is still ringing with no let up, and when I finally staggered back to answer it, it was your wife. She wanted to know how to use a rectal thermometer. And believe me mister, as God is my witness, all I did was tell her!”

2006-12-18 06:43:20 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

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Has life brought you to a place that you have never thought of?

2006-12-18 06:42:49 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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What is the meaning of life?

2006-12-18 06:42:26 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Do you want a hippopotamus for Christmas?

(yes i used spell check for that. lol)

2006-12-18 06:41:32 · 36 answers · asked by Joe Somebody 6 in Polls & Surveys

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What's the worst Xmas present you've ever received?

bah humbug!

2006-12-18 06:41:30 · 14 answers · asked by loveholio 5 in Polls & Surveys

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Could you make a Banana Split using a Banana Slug?

Well, couldja?

Thanks fer yer answers. ♥

2006-12-18 06:41:25 · 4 answers · asked by VLIGER DRAGÖN 6 in Polls & Surveys

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Are you glad Yul won Survivor?

I wanted him to win from the first episode, very smart person! Ozzy was great too, but I prefer the physcological game play

2006-12-18 06:41:23 · 13 answers · asked by kalamibe 2 in Television

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Did Billy Joel sing "Brown-eyed girl"?

2006-12-18 06:41:13 · 28 answers · asked by Annietska 3 in Music

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Confess up.....?

Do you still stuck your thumb, and if so which one?

2006-12-18 06:40:49 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Old School Nickelodion shows?

what was the old game show where there were i think 4 kids, and they got green slime dumped on them, it was a trivia game show if i remember correctly, it wasn't Guts and it was Double Dare.

2006-12-18 06:40:46 · 19 answers · asked by Mrs.♥ Krasinski 4 in Television

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Are you planning on coming out ahead?

will you be receiving more than you spend, or will you be spending more than you will receive this christmas? what's the margin of victory or loss?

2006-12-18 06:40:41 · 2 answers · asked by loveholio 5 in Polls & Surveys

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Hairy burritos!?

What would you do if you saw your burritos are hairy? would you keep it as pet? why?

2006-12-18 06:40:29 · 2 answers · asked by ==== 3 in Polls & Surveys

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Is anyone else totally freaked out by the?

new Burger King ads with the video game where he's spying on people and stalking them?

2006-12-18 06:40:16 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Is anybody going to make a K-Fed troll?

Get on it guys!

2006-12-18 06:40:14 · 7 answers · asked by Let there be JIMBO 4 in Polls & Surveys

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What's playing now?

Blondie -- Rapture

2006-12-18 06:39:41 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

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How many definitions of the word "Love" do you know?

2006-12-18 06:39:33 · 9 answers · asked by JustLynn 6 in Polls & Surveys

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What are you wishing for under your Xmas tree?

2006-12-18 06:39:23 · 6 answers · asked by loveholio 5 in Polls & Surveys

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Family Guy American Dad Or The Simpsons, which is the best?

2006-12-18 06:39:18 · 40 answers · asked by Jesus 2 in Television

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Who likes the song I'm not OK from my chemical romance or any of there songs?

2006-12-18 06:38:54 · 11 answers · asked by Rocker182 2 in Music

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Have you ever......?

reported someone just because you don't like them, or have you reported someone because they answered a question with "reported"?

2006-12-18 06:38:52 · 15 answers · asked by Death Virus 6 in Polls & Surveys

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Should I get a Tatoo?

I have one in mind, but I am not so sure. I am the only one of my friends without one and I kinda like that. What do you think?

2006-12-18 06:38:18 · 19 answers · asked by Collared 4 in Polls & Surveys

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If you were a chess piece what piece would you be?

2006-12-18 06:37:18 · 18 answers · asked by johnjd_cmu 4 in Polls & Surveys

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BMW or Mercedez Benz?

Peeps, I know this has been asked a zillion times but I want answers from those who have actually DRIVEN either of these...

I'm planning on buying a sporty 2-door coupe from either makes

2006-12-18 06:37:01 · 7 answers · asked by Trey 3 in Polls & Surveys

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Do Kiwi Birds taste like Kiwi?

If not, then what do they taste like?

Thanks fer yer answers. ♥

2006-12-18 06:36:13 · 15 answers · asked by VLIGER DRAGÖN 6 in Polls & Surveys