Upon arriving home, a husband was met at the door by his sobbing wife. Tearfully, she explained, “It’s the druggist. He insulted me terribly on the phone this morning. I had to call several times before he would even answer the phone.”
Immediately, the husband drove downtown to confront the druggist and demand an apology. Before he could get 3 words out, the druggist interrupted him: “Now, just a minute! Listen to my side of the story. This morning, the alarm failed to go off, so I was late getting up. I left without eating breakfast and hurried out to the car, only to realize that I had locked the house with both house and car keys still inside. So I had to break a bedroom window and crawl inside to get my keys.
Then, driving a little too fast, I got a speeding ticket. Later, when I was about three blocks from the store, I had a flat tire. When I finally got to the store, a mob of people were waiting for me to open. I got the store opened and started waiting on these people, and all the while, the damn phone was ringing off the hook.
Then, I had to break a roll of nickels against the cash register drawer to make change, and they spilled all over the floor. I had to get down on my hands and knees to pick up them up, and the phone was still ringing. When I stood up, I cracked my head open on the cash drawer, which made me stagger back against a showcase full of perfume bottles. Nearly half of them hit the floor and broke.
Meanwhile, the phone is still ringing with no let up, and when I finally staggered back to answer it, it was your wife. She wanted to know how to use a rectal thermometer. And believe me mister, as God is my witness, all I did was tell her!”
2006-12-18 06:43:20 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Good joke. Silly woman. Good druggist. You can bet the husband was understanding.
2006-12-18 06:49:14 · answer #1 · answered by discombobulated girl 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
God be my witness, If you step up to a persons house you would call a druggist. Would you fear the outcome of the mans wife who you have so called...........
2006-12-18 09:42:44 · answer #2 · answered by Bradley B 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
TOO long not that funny for all the reading.
2006-12-18 08:43:55 · answer #3 · answered by aligrespeq 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny!
2006-12-18 06:52:28 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Some days you should just stay in bed.
Poor guy.
2006-12-18 07:23:46 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
too much reading for a lame answer....
2006-12-18 07:37:03 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha, good one!
What'd he say? Shove it up your ***?
2006-12-18 06:47:09 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehehe nice one !
2006-12-18 06:48:10 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL, VERY FUNNY!!!! i loved it
2006-12-18 06:52:44 · answer #9 · answered by Syd 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL!!!
2006-12-18 06:48:35 · answer #10 · answered by renaeshauna 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋