Entertainment & Music - 15 December 2006

A city cop was on his horse waiting to cross the street when a little girl on her new shiny bike stopped beside him.

"Nice bike," the cop said "did Santa bring it to you?"

"Yep," the little girl said, "he sure did!"

The cop looked the bike over and handed the girl a $5 ticket for a safety violation.

The cop said, "Next year, tell Santa to put a reflector light on the back of it."

The young girl looked up at the cop and said, "Nice horse you got there sir, did Santa bring it to you?"

"Yes, he sure did," chuckled the cop.

The little girl looked up at the cop and said, "Next year tell Santa the dick goes underneath the horse, not on top."

2006-12-15 08:40:14 · 20 answers · asked by Budapest1 2 in Jokes & Riddles

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Have you ever been more attracted to a person because of their taste in music?

Do you think that it helps to get along woth your partner more if you like similar music? elaborate....please!

2006-12-15 08:39:48 · 26 answers · asked by ♫ ♥green heather butterfly♥ ♫ 4 in Other - Entertainment

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tongue twisters?

what are some good tongue twisters?

2006-12-15 08:39:13 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

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Priest was seated next to paddy?

Priest was seated next to Paddy on a flight.Paddy ordered a rum and coke.The flight attendant asked the Priest if he would like a drink.He replied in disgust,"i'd rather be raped by a dozen whores than let liquor touch my lips." Paddy handed his drink back and said "Me too, I didn't know we had a choice!"...

2006-12-15 08:38:27 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

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What has this world come to!?

2006-12-15 08:38:18 · 15 answers · asked by ==== 3 in Polls & Surveys

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who do you think is the hottest guy actor?

ryan reynolds, jesse mccartney, channing tatum, ross thomas and jamie johnston

2006-12-15 08:37:43 · 21 answers · asked by dana 1 in Celebrities

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What is the smarmiest, corniest, most palpably annoying song you've ever heard?

My vote goes to: 'It's Such A Pretty World Today' by Nancy Sinatra. It makes 'It's A Small World After All' sound like heavy metal. What's yours, dare I ask?

2006-12-15 08:37:22 · 12 answers · asked by Strange Design 5 in Music

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What is a SAAB?

2006-12-15 08:37:18 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Listen!!!!!?

Little Johnny watched his daddy's car pass by the school playground and go into the woods.

Curious, he followed the car and saw Daddy and Aunt Jane in a passionate embrace.

Little Johnny found this so exciting that he could not contain himself as he ran home and started to tell his mother, "Mommy, I was at the playground and I saw Daddy's car go into the woods with Aunt Jane. I went back to look and he was giving Aunt Jane a big kiss, then he helped her take off her shirt. Then Aunt Jane helped Daddy take his pants off, then Aunt Jane........"

At this point Mommy cut him off and said, "Johnny, this is such an interesting story, suppose you save the rest of it for supper time. I want to see the look on Daddy's face when you tell it tonight."

At the dinner table, Mommy asked little Johnny to tell his story.

2006-12-15 08:37:08 · 15 answers · asked by Budapest1 2 in Jokes & Riddles

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Anybody found out yet why high-level users are being limited?

We're supposed to have unlimited answers from Level 5 on up, and I just got frozen out like so many others today.
(and I had a slow day; I actually put most of my efforts into work today!)

What's the deal, yaholes?

2006-12-15 08:36:56 · 8 answers · asked by x 7 in Polls & Surveys

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Bam Margera ??

Does anyone here have any pictures of his house or his room ??

thank you

xxx RuThiE xxx

2006-12-15 08:36:09 · 7 answers · asked by Nirvana FREAK! 4 in Celebrities

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When did you figure out Santa and the Easter bunny weren’t real?Did it have a catastrophic effect on you life

2006-12-15 08:35:47 · 10 answers · asked by That_guy 4 in Polls & Surveys

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Do you like to air your dirty laundry in public?

2006-12-15 08:35:28 · 8 answers · asked by Offends Equally 3 in Polls & Surveys

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I am a man, a transvestite, a buck tooth wench and I have two accounts for the soul purpose of awarding myself

POINTS, I also collect soiled diapers on the week-end and bring them back to my parents house where my living quarters are. Do you enjoy licking metal in the winter?

2006-12-15 08:35:26 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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what is this song?

What is the title and who sings it, please???
The phone starts ringing again I think it's my girlfriend
This time I know that it's finally over
She keeps bringing me down, will this all turn around
Right now I feel like I'm slowly dying

You know I've heard it all before
Now my eyes they run like faucets
Until my tears are dry

She said we were in love
I take a sip of water
I guesss we'll carry on at last
She still thinks it's my fault
And I'm nobody at all
she must have thought I was someone else before

I'm not so special now, I always knew it somehow
I guess she never had guts to tell me
Is it my spiked blond hair, the fact that my chest is bare
Or that my wardrobe is all black, it's all in black
It's all in black, you want me back?
Well I won't be back

Because you're always keeping score
But now the scorecard's in my pocket
And now the match is won

She said we were in love
I take a sip of my water
I guess we'll carry on at last
She still thinks it's my fault and I'm nobody at all
She must have thought I was someone else before

2006-12-15 08:35:15 · 7 answers · asked by Morgan 1 in Music

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Anyone know where I can find a good pic of a fried egg ?

It's gotta be a BIG jpg.
Feel the need for a change !
Would be grateful for linkage.

Egg-sellant!

2006-12-15 08:34:39 · 20 answers · asked by Oeuf 2 in Polls & Surveys

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Wheres a good place i can tryout to be a singer?

2006-12-15 08:34:15 · 5 answers · asked by girly_girl4860 1 in Music

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who thinks the old cartoons are better than the ones now?

2006-12-15 08:34:01 · 30 answers · asked by jason d 1 in Comics & Animation