Priest was seated next to Paddy on a flight.Paddy ordered a rum and coke.The flight attendant asked the Priest if he would like a drink.He replied in disgust,"i'd rather be raped by a dozen whores than let liquor touch my lips." Paddy handed his drink back and said "Me too, I didn't know we had a choice!"...
2006-12-15 08:38:27 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
EXCELLENT.
2006-12-17 23:39:31 · answer #1 · answered by JETT 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Nice one. Only what whore in her right mind would want to rape a priest, when, by waiting two minutes she could get PAID for it?
2006-12-15 16:53:19 · answer #2 · answered by Ghostrider 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good choice....
A priest had heard the word "quickie" floating around his parish, so one day, being curious, he
asked one of the nuns, " what's a quickie?"
"$50, just like downtown" the nun replied.
2006-12-15 16:45:55 · answer #3 · answered by scrubbag 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
good old paddy joke you cant beat em 10/10
2006-12-15 16:41:00 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
good 1 lol 10/10
2006-12-15 16:41:30 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL yeah me too, I would never drink again
2006-12-15 16:52:47 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha ha
2006-12-15 16:42:07 · answer #7 · answered by TINYTI 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one it made me laugh
2006-12-15 19:49:20 · answer #8 · answered by Space Cadet 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one.
2006-12-15 16:39:16 · answer #9 · answered by motorcitysmadman 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
..and I thought that all Paddys were drunks...guess not.
2006-12-15 16:41:15 · answer #10 · answered by SamSeaborn 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao
you go girl keep them coming
2006-12-15 16:44:11 · answer #11 · answered by ploppy pants 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋