A city cop was on his horse waiting to cross the street when a little girl on her new shiny bike stopped beside him.
"Nice bike," the cop said "did Santa bring it to you?"
"Yep," the little girl said, "he sure did!"
The cop looked the bike over and handed the girl a $5 ticket for a safety violation.
The cop said, "Next year, tell Santa to put a reflector light on the back of it."
The young girl looked up at the cop and said, "Nice horse you got there sir, did Santa bring it to you?"
"Yes, he sure did," chuckled the cop.
The little girl looked up at the cop and said, "Next year tell Santa the dick goes underneath the horse, not on top."
2006-12-15 08:40:14 · 20 answers · asked by Budapest1 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
That was so funny,it was excellent!!
2006-12-15 09:01:28 · answer #1 · answered by ♪Midnight Shadow♫ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very good pmsl 10/10
2006-12-15 08:45:13 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol 10/10
2006-12-15 08:46:17 · answer #3 · answered by TINYTI 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Bad - no christmas stocking for you - just coals!@
2006-12-15 09:00:37 · answer #4 · answered by nswblue 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Excellent joke - it's a cracker!!!
2006-12-15 08:54:47 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
thats a good one
2006-12-17 04:29:58 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny....
I bet she was on his " list" after that.
2006-12-15 08:49:40 · answer #7 · answered by scrubbag 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL, Nice!!!
2006-12-15 09:31:19 · answer #8 · answered by Shell 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL very good
2006-12-15 09:08:49 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was brill
2006-12-15 08:48:04 · answer #10 · answered by Candy 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋