Entertainment & Music - 13 December 2006

Why do hippos do their romancing underwater? You know how hard it is to keep a five-hundred pound .p.ussy wet? <<...

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A guy sits down in a Cafe' and asks for the hot chile. The waitress says, "The guy next to you got the last bowl."

So, he gets a cup of coffee. Then he sees that the guy next to him has finished his meal, but the chili bowl is still full. He says, "Are you going to eat that?"

The other guy says, "No. You can have it."

The guy takes it and starts to eat it. When he gets about half way down, he sees a dead mouse in it, and he pukes the chili back into the bowl.

The other guy says, "That's about as far as I got, too."

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How can you tell when an auto mechanic just had sex? One of his fingers is clean.

2006-12-13 23:54:53 · 12 answers · asked by ? 2 in Jokes & Riddles

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??? OKAY.... SINCE WHEN...did we celebrate..?

APRIL FOOLS DAY IN DECEMBER....... I HAVE NOT RECEIVED
A VIOLATION IN THREE HOURS.... THERE HAS GOT TO
BE SOMETHING SERIOUSLY WRONG.... DO YOU THINK
THEY ARE CIRCLING AROUND WITH THE QUESTIONS THAT
DON'T MAKE IT TO THE BOARD..... I'M VERY CONCERNED
ABOUT THIS MATTER............!!

2006-12-13 23:54:03 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Can you sue Santa for being drunk and crash landing on ur roof, as opposed, to being sober w/ a smooth landing

fat fvcker damaged my roof

2006-12-13 23:53:42 · 7 answers · asked by Gummi Bear Devourer II 5 in Polls & Surveys

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do you think youve got a good sense of humour?

2006-12-13 23:53:13 · 34 answers · asked by bestofintent 2 in Polls & Surveys

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Whats the MOST You've ever EATEN IN ONE sitting !!!!!!!!?

2006-12-13 23:53:07 · 16 answers · asked by RAINGIRL 6 in Polls & Surveys

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In the movie, The Gremlins, What did the son do for a living?

His father was a would be inventor, so what did the son do?

2006-12-13 23:51:23 · 10 answers · asked by Celeste P 7 in Movies

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Do you sometimes cry like a baby,...?

only to get full force attention from your friends?

2006-12-13 23:51:22 · 12 answers · asked by Sherluck 6 in Polls & Surveys

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Is your home tidy or messy?

Mine stays tidy most of the time. But we all have our moments!

2006-12-13 23:50:28 · 27 answers · asked by *~BETHY~* 6 in Polls & Surveys

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mental dental 2...?

One night, as a couple lay down for bed, the husband gently tapped his wife on the shoulder and started rubbing her arm, The wife turned over and said “I’m sorry honey, I’ve got a gynecologist appointment tomorrow and I want to stay fresh.” Her Hubby, rejected, turns over and tries to sleep. A few minutes later, he rolled back over and tapped his wife again. This time he whispered in her ear, “Well, do you have a dental appointment tomorrow too?”

2006-12-13 23:49:36 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

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Is That YOUR HEART ..................!!!!!!!!!!?

singing ??

what tune/song is ur heart singing right now !!

^_^

2006-12-13 23:49:27 · 25 answers · asked by RAINGIRL 6 in Polls & Surveys

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Everyone I give flowers to has nasty accidents, do you think that my flowers are cursed?

There are a number of street lights and lamposts by the side of the road around where I live that people keep on sticking flowers too. I figure that free flowers are free flowers so I take them and pass them on to people that I love, respect, or indeed just want to dry hump the legs off

But they keep on having mysterious and devastating accidents almost as soon as they receive the flowers....

Very strange indeed: are the flowers somehow cursed or do you think that some people are just naturally unlucky?

I would appreciate your advise in the delicate matter...

2006-12-13 23:48:33 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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I'm cleaning out my closets- Need anything?

I have a wide array of things I'm disposing of including, but not limited to, the following:

1.) Ceramic pig with teats.
2.) Vibrator- batteries are dead, but it does have a car charger...
3.) Some jeans I used to wear, but no longer do because they have holes in them
4.) Ben Affleck posters from when I was in high school and didn't realize yet that he was a douche bag
5.) Coupons for 10% off of a KFC Bowl with the purchase of another KFC Bowl at menu price.

2006-12-13 23:47:59 · 11 answers · asked by Jennifer F 6 in Polls & Surveys

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So,peopleDo you have one or more favorite 360?...?

Friends pages that you frequent,so as to chat it up and keep inn touch all the time or upon occassion?...
Hmmm...
C'mon and spill...

Thank You for Your answers...

2006-12-13 23:47:51 · 9 answers · asked by ? 5 in Polls & Surveys

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