Why do hippos do their romancing underwater? You know how hard it is to keep a five-hundred pound .p.ussy wet? <<...
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A guy sits down in a Cafe' and asks for the hot chile. The waitress says, "The guy next to you got the last bowl."
So, he gets a cup of coffee. Then he sees that the guy next to him has finished his meal, but the chili bowl is still full. He says, "Are you going to eat that?"
The other guy says, "No. You can have it."
The guy takes it and starts to eat it. When he gets about half way down, he sees a dead mouse in it, and he pukes the chili back into the bowl.
The other guy says, "That's about as far as I got, too."
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How can you tell when an auto mechanic just had sex? One of his fingers is clean.
2006-12-13 23:54:53 · 12 answers · asked by ? 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
can I have 10 points please! i'm at level 3 and not getting anywhere! plus I'm harrassing too many people to get any best answers!!!
2006-12-13 23:57:45 · answer #1 · answered by INC0GNIT0 5 · 0⤊ 3⤋
A little girl walks in on mummy giving daddy a hand job.
“What are you doing mommy?” she says.
‘Oh honey, Daddy’s had a hard day at work and I’m just letting some air out of him’ says mommy
“No mommy that’s a waste of time!”
‘What do you mean honey?’
“Well Mrs. Smith from next door is only going to pump him up again”.
2006-12-14 08:00:07 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
good jokes - 10 out of 10
2006-12-14 08:06:24 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
good 1's lol 10/10
2006-12-14 09:08:38 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
great jokes 10/10
2006-12-14 08:21:39 · answer #5 · answered by Space Cadet 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
good one
i'll give it 10/10
2006-12-14 09:34:38 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha..i like the mechanic jokes.
2006-12-14 08:44:36 · answer #7 · answered by schooltet 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol nice ones
2006-12-14 08:09:06 · answer #8 · answered by kydd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
weird but okay the second one so way to sick and wasn't that funny!
2006-12-14 08:36:18 · answer #9 · answered by Myastar 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
LOL!!! These are pretty Good!!!
2006-12-14 12:12:37 · answer #10 · answered by babiangel 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋