An engaged man goes over to his future sister-in-law's house a week before the wedding because she said she needed him to fix her drain.
The sister invites him in and she is wearing nothing except for a sheer pink slip. "After next week, you will be married to my sister, and I will never have a chance to make love to you. I am going to go upstairs into my bed, and if you are interested you will follow. If you aren't you can leave with no hard feelings." She says and promptly walks up the stairs with her fantastic @$$ wiggling about.
The man immediately turns around and heads for the door. When he opens it his fiance, and future mother and father in law are standing there. "You have made us very proud, son. I knew you were perfect for my daughter. You have my blessing to marry her next week."
Moral of the story? Keep your condoms in the car.
2006-12-15
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