LIttle Bo Peep was sucking his c0ck
As soon as he came
She started to weep
She could tell by the taste
He'd been f#cking her sheep
2006-12-15 09:00:04 · 23 answers · asked by Ecko 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
mint sauce might help.
2006-12-15 09:03:35 · answer #1 · answered by Alicat 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Finally, an explanation of why Humpty Dumpty
fell off the wall.. He didn't fall, he was pushed..
Little Bo Peep
had lost her sheep,
and didn’t know where to find them..
they were all at the wall
smiling happily and all,
because the Egg had been so nice to them.
2006-12-15 09:12:46 · answer #2 · answered by scrubbag 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Humpty Dumpty replaced right into a nickname for a super cannon that sat on a rugged wall part protecting the castle. The cannon fired and went over the sting and replaced into demolished whilst it hit the floor. The kings adult men arrived and deemed it ineffective because of the fact it replaced into unrepairable. it incredibly is the actual tale in the back of the nursery rhyme.
2016-10-05 08:57:55 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The best place to have a sheep is on the edge of a cliff.That way they push back.
2006-12-15 09:21:22 · answer #4 · answered by David J 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good, but I prefer:-
Mary had a little sheep,
And with the sheep she went to sleep.
The sheep turned out to be a ram,
So Mary had a little lamb.
2006-12-15 09:08:57 · answer #5 · answered by Ghostrider 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Rubbish
2006-12-15 09:01:56 · answer #6 · answered by taxed till i die,and then some. 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Slightly?
2006-12-15 09:06:40 · answer #7 · answered by lulu 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice... Ive got another one- Jack and Jill went up a hill to smoke some marijuana, Jack got high, dropped his fly, and said: Jill, You wanna? Jill said yes and dropped her dress and then they had some fun... Silly Jill forgot the pill and now they have a son
2006-12-15 09:09:30 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
I hear the queen is looking for a new poet laureate
2006-12-19 10:02:46 · answer #9 · answered by Because I Said So 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Oh poor sheep...lol
2006-12-15 09:02:24 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol its funny but who the hell is bo peep?
2006-12-15 09:10:23 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋