Entertainment & Music - 14 December 2006

2006-12-14 08:05:08 · 17 answers · asked by §чﺀﺀчβчﻯ†a 5 in Polls & Surveys

2 dwarfs go into a bar where they pick up 2 prostitutes and take them to their seperate hotel rooms. The 1st dwarf is unable to get an errection, His depression is made worst by the fact that from the next room he hears cries from his little friend saying, "here i come again, one two three uuh" all night long.
In the morning the second dwarf asks the first " how did it go"
The first mutters " it was so embarrassing i simply couldn't get a hard on"
The second dwarf said " you think thats embarressing
"I couldn't even get on the f.uckin.g bed"...

2006-12-14 08:05:04 · 24 answers · asked by chris w. 7 in Jokes & Riddles

Do you think Jimbo like the red lobster or the olive garden better

2006-12-14 08:04:48 · 43 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I know he is stating that Kanye used his image without permission and that the video was "The most worthless piece of crap that he has ever seen." Does that mean if he liked the video that he would not sue Kanye? What do you think? Please, no opinions about Kanye or Evil, just answer the question.

2006-12-14 08:04:44 · 12 answers · asked by M. Nasty 3 in Music

2006-12-14 08:04:32 · 14 answers · asked by basenjicrazed 2 in Jokes & Riddles

The Pope goes to New York. He is picked up at the airport by a limousine. He looks at the beautiful car and says to the driver, "You know, I hardly ever get to drive. Would you please let me?"

The driver is understandably hesistant and says, "I'm sorry, but I don't think I'm supposed to do that."

But the pope persists, "Please?"

The driver finally gives in. So the pope takes the wheel, and boy is he a speed demon! He hits the gas and goes nearly 100 in a 45 zone. A young policeman notices and pulls him over. The cop walks up and asks the pope to roll down the window. Startled and surprised, the young officer asks the pope to wait a minute. He goes back to his patrol car and radios the chief.

Cop: "Chief, I have a problem."
Chief: "What sort of problem?"
Cop: "Well, you see, I pulled over this guy for driving way over the speed limit but it's someone really important."
Chief: "Important like the mayor?"
Cop: "No, no, much more important than that."
Chief: "Important like the governor?"
Cop: "Muuuuch more important than that."
Chief: "Like the President?"
Cop: "I don't know, maybe more."
Chief: "Who's more important than the President?"
Cop: "I don't know, Sir, but he's got the pope DRIVING for him!"

2006-12-14 08:04:18 · 22 answers · asked by ploppy pants 3 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-12-14 08:04:06 · 15 answers · asked by Offends Equally 3 in Polls & Surveys

i really want to know the english translation to this song...

2006-12-14 08:03:43 · 2 answers · asked by Prof. Hans 2 in Music

I've always wonder that??? What do u like about it???

2006-12-14 08:03:29 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

Four guys were telling stories in a pub. One guy leaves to go to the restroom. Three guys were left...........

The first guy says,"I was worried that my son was going to be a loser because, he started out washing cars for a local dealership. Turns out that he got a break,they made him a salesman, and he sold so many cars that he bought the dealership. In fact,he's so successful that he just gave his best friend a new "Mercedes" for his birthday."

The second guy says,"I was worried about my son too because he started out raking leaves for a realtor. Turns out he got a break,they made him a commissioned salesman, and he eventually bought the real estate firm In fact,he's so successful that he just gave his best friend a new house for his birthday."

The third guy says,"Yeah, I hear you. My son started out sweeping floors in a brokerage firm. Well,HE got a break, they made him a broker, and now he owns the brokerage firm.In fact,he's so rich that he just gave his best friend $1 million in stockfor his birthday."

The fourth guy comes back from the restroom. The first 3 explain that they are telling stories about their kids so he says,"Well, I'm embarrassed to admit that my son is a major disappointment.He started out as a hairdresser and is still a hairdresser after 15 years.In fact,I just found out that he's GAY and has SEVERAL boyfriends. But I try to look at the bright side,his boyfriends just bought him a new Mercedes, a new house, and $1 million in stock for his birthday!"

2006-12-14 08:03:22 · 35 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

13 times will u answer every time?

2006-12-14 08:03:17 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

really want to know??

2006-12-14 08:03:05 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

It goes: And if the stars (the stars) could shine for you
Or something like that.
I can't remember the lyrics but I know I liked the song.

2006-12-14 08:02:54 · 3 answers · asked by Cursed 2 in Music

obviously many answers so whoever picks what i'm thinking of gets the pts

2006-12-14 08:02:43 · 24 answers · asked by stimply 5 in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-14 08:02:43 · 7 answers · asked by .:♥ Fire Within♥ :. 4 in Polls & Surveys

I want to give my boyfriend a strip-tease for his birthday next week? What should I wear? What songs should I dance to? Any suggestions would be helpful. Thanks!

2006-12-14 08:02:42 · 5 answers · asked by Steph 5 in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-14 08:02:28 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I am thinking it's a sign that the freckles
In our eyes are mirror images and when
We kiss they're perfectly aligned
And I have to speculate that God himself
Did make us into corresponding shapes like
Puzzle pieces from the clay
True, it may seem like a stretch, but
Its thoughts like this that catch my troubled
Head when you're away when I am missing you to death
When you are out there on the road for
Several weeks of shows and when you scan
The radio, I hope this song will guide you home

They will see us waving from such great
Heights, 'come down now,' they'll say
But everything looks perfect from far away,
'come down now,' but we'll stay...

I tried my best to leave this all on your
Machine but the persistent beat it sounded
Thin upon listening
That frankly will not fly. you will hear
The shrillest highs and lowest lows with
The windows down when this is guiding you home

Beautiful Lyrics Don't you think? Great Song?

2006-12-14 08:02:14 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

the song was slow and pretty, only piano and the man singing, and the footage showed a man in a war zone, and he came across a big spider-like monster at the end.

2006-12-14 08:02:09 · 4 answers · asked by LoriBeth 6 in Music

What does it mean when you check out the profiles of some of the top answerers here in Yahoo! Answers and on their list of chosen best answers, the same person is voting for them over and over again? Would you call that cheating (as in they're dumb) or would you consider that a strategic move?? Let me know what you think? (ex. check Apollo)

2006-12-14 08:02:01 · 4 answers · asked by akasha2578 4 in Polls & Surveys

I'm really considering a career in writing scrpits and making movies. Which one was better?

2006-12-14 08:01:17 · 7 answers · asked by Meeshell 3 in Television

2006-12-14 08:01:14 · 17 answers · asked by T.T 2 in Music

Yes, I know that's not what he's considered, and he definitly didn't look gothic. But is you listen to some of his lyrics, like Grace (music video - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k5YmuS5zNzk), Dream Brother, Eternal Life (music video - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s09ssfwYbXU), and Nightmares By the Sea, they are very dark and sound similar to many gothic bands. Plus, anyone who drowns at age 30 gets an automatic goth pass. I just wanted to see if I was the only one who thought this way. Either way, I still love him.

2006-12-14 08:01:05 · 4 answers · asked by Ophelia193 6 in Music

on & my Navy uniform is ironed.what would you do now?

2006-12-14 08:00:46 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

He said... Want a quickie?
She said... As opposed to what?

He said... I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it.
She said... You wear briefs, don't you?

He said... Do you love me just because my father left me a fortune?
She said... Not at all honey, I would love you no matter who left you the money.

He said... This coffee isn't fit for a pig!
She said... No problem, I'll get you some that is.

She said... What do you mean by coming home half drunk?
He said... It's not my fault...I ran out of money.

He said... Since I first laid eyes on you, I've wanted to make love to you in the worst way.
She said... Well, you succeeded.

Priest... I don't think you will ever find another man like your late husband.
She said... Who's gonna look?

He said... You have a flat chest and need to shave your legs, have you ever been mistaken for a man?
She said... No, have you?

He said... Why do you women always try to impress us with your looks, not with your brains?
She said... Because there is a bigger chance that a man is a moron than he is blind.

He said... Let's go out and have some fun tonight.
She said... Okay, but if you get home before I do, leave the hallway light on.

He said... Why don't you tell me when you have an orgasm?
She said... I would, but you're never there.

He said... Since I first laid eyes on you, I've wanted to make love to you really badly.
She said... Well, you succeeded.

He said... Shall we try swapping positions tonight?
She said... That's a good idea... You stand by the ironing board, while I sit on the sofa and fart.

He said... What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you?
She said... Turn sideways and look in the mirror you fat bastard.

2006-12-14 08:00:27 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2006-12-14 08:00:17 · 14 answers · asked by TheDudeAbides 2 in Polls & Surveys

Did Adam Sandler die in that movie? I heard in the end, he was sick to death in a hospital, did he die?

Thx

2006-12-14 07:59:59 · 13 answers · asked by Bibi 5 in Movies

What is that song that goes..."I walk alone"?

2006-12-14 07:59:27 · 8 answers · asked by Conrado 2 in Music

I am sorry for making all of you ladies and some guys hot I am just that good looking.

2006-12-14 07:59:22 · 21 answers · asked by benny 1 in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-14 07:59:14 · 15 answers · asked by TheDudeAbides 2 in Polls & Surveys