2006-12-14 08:04:32 · 14 answers · asked by basenjicrazed 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up
Yo mama so fat her nickname is "Lardo"
Yo mama so fat she eats Wheat Thicks.
Yo mama so fat were in her right now
Yo mama so fat people jog around her for exercise
Yo mama so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone
Yo mama so fat she has been declared a natural habitat for Condors
Yo mamma so fat you haveta roll over twice to get off her...
Yo mama so fat she was floating in the ocean and spain claimed her for then new world
Yo mama so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling Free Willy
Yo mama so fat when you get on top of her your ears pop!
2006-12-14 08:06:52 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
Yo Momma is so dumb, she put a ruler under her pillow to see how long she slept.
Your Momma is so fat, when she got up in the morning with the sun shining through the window, she turned around and it was night.
Yo Momma is so ugly, when she was born, your Grandma had to tie a bone around her neck so the dogs would play with her.
Yo Momma is so ugly when she was born the doctor slapped your Grandma.
2006-12-14 16:47:03 · answer #2 · answered by whenwhalesfly 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Yo momma's yo uncles sister.
2006-12-14 16:07:20 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Yo momma is so fat, it took me two trains and a bus just to get on her good side!
~Kyle
2006-12-14 16:06:50 · answer #4 · answered by Kyleontheweb 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Yo momma is so dumb, when I asked for a Garbage bag she spread her legs.
2006-12-14 16:12:46 · answer #5 · answered by Mysterious 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Yo Momma so fat, she step on a rainbow and make Skittles!
2006-12-14 16:06:46 · answer #6 · answered by ઈтєlly 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Yo momma so dumb, she brought a spoon to da superbowl.
2006-12-14 16:21:39 · answer #7 · answered by LULU 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
yo momma so fat, she irons her clothes in the driveway.
yo momma so ugly, they use her face to make gorilla cookies.
2006-12-14 16:16:49 · answer #8 · answered by Essie 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
yo momma so fat she jumped and got stuck,
2006-12-14 16:07:02 · answer #9 · answered by eyesinthedrk 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
yo momma so fat when she went swimmin, she left a ring around the pool...
2006-12-14 16:16:54 · answer #10 · answered by *~Laurie Beth~* 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋