Entertainment & Music - 14 December 2006

A man is driving down a deserted stretch of highway, when he notices a sign out of the corner of his eye. It says Sisters of Mercy House of Prostitution 10 Miles. He thinks it was just a figment of his imagination and drives on without a second thought. Soon, he sees another sign which says Sisters of Mercy House of Prostitution 5 Miles and realizes that these signs are for real. When he drives past a third sign saying Sisters of Mercy House of Prostitution Next Right, his curiosity gets the best of him and he pulls into the drive.

On the far side of the parking lot is a sombre stone building with a small sign next to the door reading SISTERS OF MERCY. He climbs the steps and rings the bell. The door is answered by a nun in a long black habit who asks "What may we do for you, my son?" He answers "I saw your signs along the highway, and was interested in possibly doing business."

"Very well, my son. Please follow me." He is led through many winding passages and is soon quite disoriented. The nun stops at a closed door, and tells the man "Please knock on this door." He does as he is told and this door is answered by another nun in a long habit and holding a tin cup. This nun instructs "Please place $50 in the cup, then go through the large wooden door at the end of this hallway." He gets $50 out of his wallet and places it in the second nun's cup.

He trots eagerly down the hall and slips through the door, pulling it shut behind him. As the door locks behind him, he finds himself back in the parking lot, facing another small sign:

Go in Peace, You Have Just Been Screwed by the Sisters of Mercy.

2006-12-14 07:51:26 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

its a new rap song, has a nice party feeling to it....

2006-12-14 07:51:25 · 1 answers · asked by brownsugarfox 2 in Music

THE CHEAPEST PLACE!!! LOL

2006-12-14 07:51:24 · 4 answers · asked by Kris 1 in Comics & Animation

2006-12-14 07:50:43 · 19 answers · asked by xxxmychemicalromancexxx 2 in Movies

Ok, i just fell in love with Gym Class Heros and I heard that the guy who sings the chorus for cupids chokehold is Patrick Stump. Who is he?

2006-12-14 07:50:41 · 2 answers · asked by reallyprettythickgirl 2 in Music

First person to guess the answer I'm thinking of gets the 10 pts

2006-12-14 07:50:37 · 33 answers · asked by stimply 5 in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-14 07:50:37 · 25 answers · asked by ? 1 in Celebrities

Well..

2006-12-14 07:50:18 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-14 07:49:53 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-14 07:49:12 · 6 answers · asked by TheDudeAbides 2 in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-14 07:48:59 · 48 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-14 07:48:51 · 11 answers · asked by Flipguy 3 in Movies

on purpose or on "accident"
did u hav roadkill for dinner?

2006-12-14 07:48:49 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

An elderly man in Winklespruit calls his son in Cape Town and says, 'I hate to ruin your Christmas, but I have to tell you that your mother and I are divorcing; 35 years of misery is enough.'
'Dad, what are you talking about?' the son screams.
'We can't stand the sight of each other any longer,' the old man says. 'We're sick of each other, and I'm sick of talking about this, so you call your sister in England and tell her,' and he hangs up.
Frantic, the son calls his sister, who explodes on the phone. 'Like heck they're getting divorced,' she shouts, 'I'll take care of this.'
She calls her dad immediately, and screams at the old man, 'You are NOT getting divorced! Don't do a single thing until I get there. I'm calling my brother back, and we'll both be there on Friday. Until then, don't do a thing, DO YOU HEAR ME?' and hangs up.
The old man hangs up and turns to his wife and says.
'Okay, they're coming for Christmas and paying their own airfares

2006-12-14 07:47:56 · 40 answers · asked by Pd 6 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-12-14 07:47:46 · 17 answers · asked by TheDudeAbides 2 in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-14 07:47:33 · 20 answers · asked by Bowllynn 7 in Polls & Surveys

A Korean man goes into a bar and waits for the African American bartender to come over towards him.

"Give me jigger, ni*ger," the man says.

The bartender, shocked and offended, asks him to repeat what he just said.

"I said give me a jigger, ni*ger," he replies.

Trying to keep his cool, the Bartender poors the man his drink, sets it on the bar, and says, "Call me that again and you're a dead man."

The Korean man replies, "Oh, I'm sorry, does that bother you?"

"Hell yes it bothers me. How would you like it if you were in my position and I came in here calling you names?"

"I don't know, why don't we try it?" the Korean suggests. The bartender figures he'll have a little fun, so he agrees and switches places with the man, allowing him to go behind the bar.

The bartender sits down at the bar and snaps, "Give me a drink, chink."

The Korean calmly replies from behind the bar, "Sorry, we don't serve black people in here."

2006-12-14 07:47:15 · 29 answers · asked by ploppy pants 3 in Jokes & Riddles

VIOLATION?

2006-12-14 07:46:51 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

should he be banned from shopping centres.

2006-12-14 07:46:10 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-14 07:45:54 · 25 answers · asked by TheDudeAbides 2 in Polls & Surveys

In the Police song "Every Breath She Takes" He sings the line
"I'm a pool hall ace, Every breath she takes"
Why is he a pool hall ace?

2006-12-14 07:44:50 · 8 answers · asked by Salami and Orange Juice 5 in Music

2006-12-14 07:44:40 · 13 answers · asked by Red Winged Bandit 4 in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-14 07:44:32 · 20 answers · asked by Ormoz 3 in Polls & Surveys

Im thinking like, Elvis, for sure as one...............

2006-12-14 07:44:23 · 8 answers · asked by JusticeManEsq 5 in Music

2006-12-14 07:44:18 · 20 answers · asked by DefenderOfTheMeek22 4 in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-14 07:43:47 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

I am looking for it on You Tube

2006-12-14 07:43:36 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

I'm sorry...I'm not really a pervert or pig?

2006-12-14 07:43:05 · 11 answers · asked by Hando C 4 in Polls & Surveys

If he spent the night over my house I would make him camp out on the floor. He dosent deserve to sleep in any bed in my house. Not even the couch!!!


And for dinner i would make him eat boiled crawfish, gumbo, and red rice and beans. hahaha. Think about it.

2006-12-14 07:43:02 · 9 answers · asked by The Zunester 5 in Polls & Surveys

Why did those water buffaloes throw flamingos, waffles, and pelicans at me?

2006-12-14 07:42:55 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys