X-mas and Divorce - A clean joke here - ratings pls.?

Question

An elderly man in Winklespruit calls his son in Cape Town and says, 'I hate to ruin your Christmas, but I have to tell you that your mother and I are divorcing; 35 years of misery is enough.'
'Dad, what are you talking about?' the son screams.
'We can't stand the sight of each other any longer,' the old man says. 'We're sick of each other, and I'm sick of talking about this, so you call your sister in England and tell her,' and he hangs up.
Frantic, the son calls his sister, who explodes on the phone. 'Like heck they're getting divorced,' she shouts, 'I'll take care of this.'
She calls her dad immediately, and screams at the old man, 'You are NOT getting divorced! Don't do a single thing until I get there. I'm calling my brother back, and we'll both be there on Friday. Until then, don't do a thing, DO YOU HEAR ME?' and hangs up.
The old man hangs up and turns to his wife and says.
'Okay, they're coming for Christmas and paying their own airfares

Answer 1

hahahahaa. that was a good laugh. tipical parent playing phsic games with their kids.

Answer 2

10/10

Answer 3

7/10

Answer 4

Super kool
10/10

Answer 5

ya that was cool bt dont forget to tell them 2 follow the given precautions:
1 dont put ur hand out of aeroplane
2 check petrol b4 taking off
3 not 2 place their luggage on the seats
n ya u tell me when they reach

Answer 6

Great joke. 10/10

Answer 7

hahaha u get 10 on 10

Answer 8

Now this makes you a winner all the way,
And gives us a joke for Christmas day!
I'm lovin' it!!!

Answer 9

hey! that was too good u get 10 on 10

Answer 10

very funny
10/10