A Korean man goes into a bar and waits for the African American bartender to come over towards him.
"Give me jigger, ni*ger," the man says.
The bartender, shocked and offended, asks him to repeat what he just said.
"I said give me a jigger, ni*ger," he replies.
Trying to keep his cool, the Bartender poors the man his drink, sets it on the bar, and says, "Call me that again and you're a dead man."
The Korean man replies, "Oh, I'm sorry, does that bother you?"
"Hell yes it bothers me. How would you like it if you were in my position and I came in here calling you names?"
"I don't know, why don't we try it?" the Korean suggests. The bartender figures he'll have a little fun, so he agrees and switches places with the man, allowing him to go behind the bar.
The bartender sits down at the bar and snaps, "Give me a drink, chink."
The Korean calmly replies from behind the bar, "Sorry, we don't serve black people in here."
2006-12-14 07:47:15 · 29 answers · asked by ploppy pants 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
That was hilarious, you cease to amaze me with your jokes!! x
2006-12-14 08:04:15 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The best i hv heard this wk pmfsl 10/10 x
2006-12-14 15:53:53 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Standing ovation.
I'm not a racist, but to be fair, thats one hell of a good joke.
2006-12-14 16:35:30 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Awesome! Keep them coming.
2006-12-15 00:32:09 · answer #4 · answered by jen 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like it very funny
2006-12-14 16:03:12 · answer #5 · answered by d1ckdeckard 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
sorry about the previous. didn't realise but alls fair in love and jokes eh....please forgive....
2006-12-14 15:52:40 · answer #6 · answered by chris w. 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Brilliant Ploopy where do you get um from??
2006-12-14 15:50:29 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha good one.
2006-12-14 15:52:39 · answer #8 · answered by MANC & PROUD 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's funny but pretty old.
2006-12-14 15:50:52 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
O my naughty!!! still like you though xx
2006-12-14 19:46:26 · answer #10 · answered by Smoochy Poochy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋