Entertainment & Music - 14 December 2006

of the magian who was married to victoria wood.

2006-12-14 00:19:17 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

mine is The Ring 1 and 2, with the girl coming out of TV's.

2006-12-14 00:19:08 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

I can say that I am BUT it was kinda cramped but a 12 hour flight on a honeymoon was just too long to wait for the next round...LOL

39,000 feet I believe..

2006-12-14 00:19:04 · 20 answers · asked by I'm Loving Life 3 in Polls & Surveys

A man walks up to the bar with an ostrich behind him, and as he sits, the bartender asks for their order.

The man says, "I'll have a beer" and turns to the ostrich. "What's yours?"

"I'll have a beer too" says the ostrich.

The bartender pours the beer and says "That will be $3.40 please," and the man reaches into his pocket and pays with the exact change for payment.

The next day, the man and the ostrich come again, and the man says "I'll have a beer,"

The ostrich says "I'll have the same."

Once again the man reaches into his pocket and pays with exact change.

This became a routine until late one evening, the two enter again. "The usual?" asks the bartender.

"Well, it's close to last orders, so I'll have a large Scotch" says the man.

"Same for me" says the ostrich.

"That will be $7.20" says the bartender.

Once again the man pulls exact change out of his pocket and places it on the bar.

The bartender can't hold back his curiosity any longer. "Excuse me, sir. How do you manage to always come up with the exact change out of your pocket every time?"

"Well," says the man, "several years ago I was cleaning the attic and I found this old lamp. When I rubbed it a Genie appeared and offered me two wishes. My first wish was that if I ever needed to pay for anything, I just put my hand in my pocket and the right amount of money will be there."

"That's brilliant!" says the bartender. "Most people would wish for a million dollars or something, but you'll always be as rich as you want for as long as you live!"

"That's right! Whether it's a gallon of milk, or a Rolls Royce, the exact money is always there," says the man.

"That's fantastic!" says the bartender. "You are a genius! Oh, one other thing sir, what's with the ostrich?"

The man replies, "Oh, my second wish was for a chick with long legs."

2006-12-14 00:18:25 · 24 answers · asked by ? 2 in Jokes & Riddles

today i was driving along a busy road when the car in front of me hit the car infront of it. he said he wasn't paying attention because he turned to look at some christmas lights.

should we ban the lights or just make stupid drivers wear those things that horses wear so they can't see whats on either side... only in front

2006-12-14 00:17:36 · 8 answers · asked by natalia 4 in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-14 00:17:35 · 15 answers · asked by Billie 4 in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-14 00:17:27 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

just heard this on the radio, has anyone the answer?. its not santa, presents or holly

2006-12-14 00:16:48 · 28 answers · asked by Stiuf 1 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-12-14 00:16:38 · 11 answers · asked by Philly Joe Remarkable 2 in Polls & Surveys

which ones...do tell??

2006-12-14 00:16:37 · 11 answers · asked by S 4 in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-14 00:16:00 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

has this been screened yet, or is it due to be screened in 2007?

2006-12-14 00:15:46 · 4 answers · asked by catweazle 5 in Television

i sat and talked to this female telemarketer for about 15 minutes..........i pretended to be so interested to get her excited about a sale........and then when i got tired of flirting i said "im sorry sweetie, i dont read the newspaper" and hung up....

you ever do something like this just for the hell of it?

2006-12-14 00:15:36 · 12 answers · asked by SpinKick 6 in Polls & Surveys

hey guys,
is ther a website that teaches you how to draw chae gyung's shoes(e one with a few faces along e sides of her shoes)?

2006-12-14 00:15:17 · 1 answers · asked by caiqi 1 in Celebrities

mine is incubus Anna-Molly

2006-12-14 00:14:48 · 26 answers · asked by Brittany W 2 in Music

talking to you ... moron

2006-12-14 00:14:13 · 10 answers · asked by Gummi Bear Devourer II 5 in Polls & Surveys

They look small and nuggety..

2006-12-14 00:14:09 · 10 answers · asked by Jennifer F 6 in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-14 00:14:04 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

mine is green and black

2006-12-14 00:13:32 · 21 answers · asked by crazie_teen_63_boyz_lie 1 in Music

What is your favourite of all the songs they recorded. Fairy Tale in New York....... ???

2006-12-14 00:12:56 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2006-12-14 00:12:33 · 8 answers · asked by ? 2 in Jokes & Riddles

isnt it so sweet?

2006-12-14 00:11:55 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

and then you say ... "home/work, you moron, you called me here"
ddduhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

2006-12-14 00:10:03 · 21 answers · asked by Gummi Bear Devourer II 5 in Polls & Surveys

♥

2006-12-14 00:09:53 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-14 00:09:09 · 4 answers · asked by Nep-Tunes 6 in Polls & Surveys

Do you ever wonder while eating your KFC Bowl how many people sneezed in it yesterday when it was on the buffet??

2006-12-14 00:09:06 · 6 answers · asked by Jennifer F 6 in Polls & Surveys

Please to all, If you know the lyrics of the Pinoy Dream Academy theme song please give me all the lyrics. Thanks!

2006-12-14 00:08:37 · 1 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

I just dont understand how they can turn a great book into a slaughtered mess UGGGG it makes me so mad and i mean come on have any of you read the book what is with Eragon he looks like a cal. Beach hottie thats just not right. UGGGG

2006-12-14 00:07:26 · 5 answers · asked by <(Duckington)> 2 in Movies

2006-12-14 00:06:51 · 12 answers · asked by Phoenix Rising 6 in Polls & Surveys

If so tell me what yours is and how far it goes

2006-12-14 00:06:23 · 7 answers · asked by . 6 in Polls & Surveys