ITALIAN GUY,"When i finish making aluv to my girlafriend i go down ana gently tickle the back of her knees, she floats 6inch above de bed in ecstasy.
FRENCH MAN, zatis nothing,wen i finish wiv ze girl i kiss her all ze way down her body zen lick ze soles of ze feet, she floats 12inch above ze bed in ecstasy.
ENGLISHMAN, wen i'm dun riding our lass i get out of bed n wipe me self on the curtains, she hits the f***in roof!

2006-12-14 01:34:20 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

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Do some ladies intentionally bend over to flash guys with the thong???

2006-12-14 01:34:13 · 15 answers · asked by Gummi Bear Devourer II 5 in Polls & Surveys

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Anyone know where Joni Mitchell is living these days?

2006-12-14 01:34:06 · 2 answers · asked by FieldMouse 4 in Music

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I am sad, have you seen buddies? Lolli and John Stamos?

2006-12-14 01:33:39 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Why is it that the most answers i got was 20?

2006-12-14 01:33:36 · 12 answers · asked by manatee_love 3 in Polls & Surveys

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aint nuthin but a g thang baabee, def rekords is da lable dat payz me?

2 loc'd out g's cuz we craaazeeee

2006-12-14 01:33:30 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

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What to do what to do about Bob Saget II?

I think I'm running out of questions, this might be my last one.. BUT

My husband Bob Saget has an imposter on here that is trying to wreck our marriage! :(

I was just wondering if you guys would back my man up in a face off..

2006-12-14 01:33:16 · 5 answers · asked by Jennifer F 6 in Polls & Surveys

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If you saw a nun on a clown's back, how would you describe it?

Would you say it was vergin' on the ridiculous?

2006-12-14 01:33:06 · 7 answers · asked by moblet 4 in Jokes & Riddles

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Is this a good yo momma joke?

Yo mama's so stupid, I told her Christmas was just around the corner and she went looking for it.oooooo

2006-12-14 01:32:59 · 9 answers · asked by 123456789thechampofalll987654321 1 in Jokes & Riddles

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when was the last time you found..........?

the milk in the cupboard and the cereal in the refrigerator?

2006-12-14 01:32:08 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Who's the bigger Man Candy?

1.) Bob Saget
2.) Mr. Ex
3.) Uncle Billy
4.) Rosie O'Donnel

2006-12-14 01:31:36 · 9 answers · asked by Jennifer F 6 in Polls & Surveys

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Have you seen Nancy Grace lately?

What is with these parents lately?
In the last week or so there was the Mom who made her babys formula with vodka because she thought it was water...
The mom who microwaved her baby and then plead not guilty...
and the parents who slept while their baby had ten toes chewed off by their puppy. They were next to the baby.
Why do we need pemits to drive a car but just anyone can have a baby?

2006-12-14 01:30:40 · 6 answers · asked by beanietara 3 in Polls & Surveys

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