This punk gets on the bus. He has bright blue hair sticking up all over the place, a green jacket that’s cut into shreds, skin-tight red trousers and a pair of yellow shoes. The passengers look at him for a moment but don’t take too much notice......exept for one old chap that can’t take his eyes of him.
Eventually the punk gets fed up of the old man’s stares and goes up to him and says “What’s your problem old man” ? “No offence intended” said the old man “It’s just that a few years ago, when I was in the navy, I became stranded on this desert island and one day, when I was a bit desperate, I had sex with a parrot and well........I was just wondering if you were my son.
2006-12-14
02:07:16
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