Entertainment & Music - 14 December 2006

This guy arrives home to find his wife waiting for him by the door. "And what time do you call this," she starts angrily, "You went down to the take away three hours ago, and now you stagger back here stinking of booze, with no food!"

"Look," the guy responds calmly, "How do you fancy a chicken vindaloo, rice, bombay potatoes, and a chapatti?"

"Oh, all right then." his now really hungry wife agrees.

"Fine." He says, and throws up all over her!

2006-12-14 01:26:32 · 15 answers · asked by ? 2 in Jokes & Riddles

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Any Flavour Ice Creams?

Two men bob and bill go on holiday 2 las vegas.
They were walking down the street
Soon they see a ice cream parlour ANY FLAVOUR ICE CREAMS so they decide to stop and indulge.
Bob ask the man in the Ice cream shop...surely u cant possibly make any flavour.
Yes sir any flavour u like the man replies.
bob turn to bill and says ill f##k him bill.
bob turns to the bloke in the parlour and says id like a steak and kidney flavour ice cream please.
ok sir the man replies turns and starts fiddlin in his freezer and pulls out an ice cream and hands it to the man.
Bob trys it and eer that jus tastes like kidney.
turn it around replies the man.
Unbelieveable says bob that side does taste jus like steak.
bill not accepting defeat that easily says ok mate i want a ***** flavour ice cream.
Easy says the man dips back in his freezer and pulls out another ice cream and hands it to bill.
Bill licks it and spit it out errrr that taste like sh!t.
Turn it around replies the man

2006-12-14 01:26:12 · 15 answers · asked by ross s 2 in Jokes & Riddles

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When did you last turn up high and press down hard?

2006-12-14 01:25:58 · 7 answers · asked by . 6 in Polls & Surveys

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What would Bob Saget Do?

2006-12-14 01:25:51 · 11 answers · asked by Jennifer F 6 in Polls & Surveys

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What are your thoughts on "Borat"'s Golden Globe nomination for best actor in a comedy?

This morning, Sasha Baron Cohen was nominated for a Golden Globe for his performance in his controversial movie, 'Borat'.

Some people have argued that this movie is anti-American, others have argued that this movie reflects Americans in their current state.

Do you agree or disagree with this nomination, and why or why not?

Obviously, there is no right or wrong answer, but the best-supported response will earn 10 points.

2006-12-14 01:25:40 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

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okay ...i saw lots of confu sion coz of my avt aar !!!... I AM A GIR L !!!!...?

hehe...

wht am i ??... I AM A GIRL !!!...

oye !! = girl !!...

hehe :) ... i hope u wont start hating me coz of my gender !..

2006-12-14 01:25:21 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Can you put the Beatles in order of importance ?

2006-12-14 01:24:46 · 30 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Do you prefer the scenic route?

2006-12-14 01:24:45 · 22 answers · asked by . 6 in Polls & Surveys

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Were you blessed when giving birth to your children?

Did your boobs get bigger?

2006-12-14 01:24:36 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Have you ever went walking in a 'winter wonderland'?

2006-12-14 01:22:27 · 8 answers · asked by Shinbone 2 in Polls & Surveys

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mary's father has 4 daughter. 1 nana, 2. nunu,3. nini, 4. ???????

2006-12-14 01:21:08 · 43 answers · asked by duffer 1 in Jokes & Riddles

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How are you going to make your holiday happy?

2006-12-14 01:20:55 · 13 answers · asked by jdhayman 5 in Polls & Surveys

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Do you have wireless broadband?

I have, I am having a poo right now....
yyyyeeesssss (Napoleon Dynamite style!)

Now that you know that, does it make you want to go and wash YOUR hands?

2006-12-14 01:20:23 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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It's the end of the world. What one person do you save? (You'll live.)?

2006-12-14 01:19:37 · 33 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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How Are The Ladies Doin This Morning?

2006-12-14 01:19:22 · 3 answers · asked by Will Smith 1 in Polls & Surveys

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How many of you actually LIKE the photo on your driver's license!?

2006-12-14 01:19:01 · 25 answers · asked by angelbaby 7 in Polls & Surveys

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i love gerard way i wouldnt mine a piece of him?

2006-12-14 01:18:45 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

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Do Girls need extra tissue?

For the mucus from their noses and their Hoo Hoo's?

2006-12-14 01:18:41 · 7 answers · asked by Pimp of the Day 1 in Polls & Surveys

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I want a site for downloading bollywood songs?

I can't find any proper site to download my favourite bollywood song . Only one site I know can give me downloads but the download is a faliure so please help me to find a site where I can download songs.

2006-12-14 01:18:05 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

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What's the most romantic season of the year?

:)

2006-12-14 01:18:03 · 25 answers · asked by me 2 in Polls & Surveys

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Does eating too many Gummi bears rot your mind as well as your teeth?

2006-12-14 01:17:09 · 14 answers · asked by Gwynneth Of Olwen 6 in Polls & Surveys

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I would like the titles of these lyrics?

1. Love and Laughter and joy ever after, Ours for the taking, just follow the master.

2. Did you think I would leave you crying, when there's room on my horse for two

3 I'm here to say I'm ready, that I've finally thought it through

4. Look for a rainbow in every storm fly like an angel heaven sent to me

5 Goodbye, Ev'rybody, Ive got to go, gotta leave you all behind and face the truth.

2006-12-14 01:16:54 · 9 answers · asked by greekmanuk81 2 in Music

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Is it just me, or do you agree that there people who get off on making others miserable?

2006-12-14 01:16:13 · 13 answers · asked by spun_up_06 4 in Polls & Surveys