This guy arrives home to find his wife waiting for him by the door. "And what time do you call this," she starts angrily, "You went down to the take away three hours ago, and now you stagger back here stinking of booze, with no food!"
"Look," the guy responds calmly, "How do you fancy a chicken vindaloo, rice, bombay potatoes, and a chapatti?"
"Oh, all right then." his now really hungry wife agrees.
"Fine." He says, and throws up all over her!
2006-12-14 01:26:32 · 15 answers · asked by ? 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Nice one man! You have a good sense of humor!!! Keep it comin!
2006-12-14 01:33:16 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yuk. definitely a guy joke
2006-12-14 02:25:00 · answer #2 · answered by michelle p 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nope...sorry dude. Back to the drawing board.
2006-12-14 01:31:12 · answer #3 · answered by steve 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Okay, that's disgusting but funny!!
2006-12-14 04:29:36 · answer #4 · answered by Mushin 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahahaha
she should be a checky git
2006-12-14 03:22:03 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmfao hilarious
2006-12-14 07:13:20 · answer #6 · answered by ploppy pants 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very funny!!
i'll have to remeber that one
2006-12-14 02:52:36 · answer #7 · answered by jon h 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
not funny at all
2006-12-14 04:27:18 · answer #8 · answered by heather 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i liked it, it sounded great you should have pissed on her too
2006-12-14 02:20:08 · answer #9 · answered by kindkayeye/im a chick 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
did you make that up?
2006-12-14 02:52:06 · answer #10 · answered by markhatter 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋