He said... Want a quickie?
She said... As opposed to what?
He said... I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it.
She said... You wear briefs, don't you?
He said... Do you love me just because my father left me a fortune?
She said... Not at all honey, I would love you no matter who left you the money.
He said... This coffee isn't fit for a pig!
She said... No problem, I'll get you some that is.
She said... What do you mean by coming home half drunk?
He said... It's not my fault...I ran out of money.
He said... Since I first laid eyes on you, I've wanted to make love to you in the worst way.
She said... Well, you succeeded.
Priest... I don't think you will ever find another man like your late husband.
She said... Who's gonna look?
He said... You have a flat chest and need to shave your legs, have you ever been mistaken for a man?
She said... No, have you?
He said... Why do you women always try to impress us with your looks, not with your brains?
She said... Because there is a bigger chance that a man is a moron than he is blind.
He said... Let's go out and have some fun tonight.
She said... Okay, but if you get home before I do, leave the hallway light on.
He said... Why don't you tell me when you have an orgasm?
She said... I would, but you're never there.
He said... Since I first laid eyes on you, I've wanted to make love to you really badly.
She said... Well, you succeeded.
He said... Shall we try swapping positions tonight?
She said... That's a good idea... You stand by the ironing board, while I sit on the sofa and fart.
He said... What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you?
She said... Turn sideways and look in the mirror you fat bastard.
2006-12-14 08:00:27 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Hehehehehehehehehe! Hilarious!!12/10! No wonder you're always laughing.
2006-12-14 08:07:01 · answer #1 · answered by funmzire 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I can understand your frustration. You explained it very well. I am 5'4" and I dated a guy that was a little over 6'6" . Besides the fact that he was a psycho, he likes shorter women because he liked to be dominant and controlling and he couldn't get that with tall women. I'm not saying all tall men are that way but I can understand what you meant by tall women intimidating them. I did always feel odd when we would be walking together. If you really like this guy that is shorter than you give him a chance. Maybe you will like him so much his height won't bother you anymore. Also this is so cliche but its true when you're not looking for love that's when it finds you.
2016-05-24 04:33:44 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
And he said watch out for hole in the floor you might fall through it..So my dear look again he didn't make that hole..use some alum it may help you..Then you will be glad he did say something to you or at least consider you are around! Otherwise it will be a long lonely life..Good Luck to you!
2006-12-14 08:07:14 · answer #3 · answered by flashrtp 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
why so hard on the male population today always laughing 9/10
2006-12-14 08:19:22 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
why do women always make the guys out to be the jerks? women can be jerks too. im not saying the jokes werent funny, they just werent fair.
2006-12-14 08:14:36 · answer #5 · answered by jimbo 12606 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
another anti men joke
who has upset you
good one 10/10
2006-12-14 21:17:44 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
10 outta 10 from me...
2006-12-14 08:07:21 · answer #7 · answered by chris w. 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
awsome i like your banter 10/10,,
2006-12-14 09:05:15 · answer #8 · answered by blu.boy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny - these girls/women are predictable and can say/demand anything -
2006-12-14 08:32:36 · answer #9 · answered by Pd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
soooooooooooooooooooooooo funny
too funny
2006-12-14 08:20:50 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋