Four guys were telling stories in a pub. One guy leaves to go to the restroom. Three guys were left...........
The first guy says,"I was worried that my son was going to be a loser because, he started out washing cars for a local dealership. Turns out that he got a break,they made him a salesman, and he sold so many cars that he bought the dealership. In fact,he's so successful that he just gave his best friend a new "Mercedes" for his birthday."
The second guy says,"I was worried about my son too because he started out raking leaves for a realtor. Turns out he got a break,they made him a commissioned salesman, and he eventually bought the real estate firm In fact,he's so successful that he just gave his best friend a new house for his birthday."
The third guy says,"Yeah, I hear you. My son started out sweeping floors in a brokerage firm. Well,HE got a break, they made him a broker, and now he owns the brokerage firm.In fact,he's so rich that he just gave his best friend $1 million in stockfor his birthday."
The fourth guy comes back from the restroom. The first 3 explain that they are telling stories about their kids so he says,"Well, I'm embarrassed to admit that my son is a major disappointment.He started out as a hairdresser and is still a hairdresser after 15 years.In fact,I just found out that he's GAY and has SEVERAL boyfriends. But I try to look at the bright side,his boyfriends just bought him a new Mercedes, a new house, and $1 million in stock for his birthday!"
2006-12-14 08:03:22 · 35 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lolz ! good one . thumbs up to u !
2006-12-14 14:40:26 · answer #1 · answered by Blah ! 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
2/10
2006-12-16 23:58:48 · answer #2 · answered by san42 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
10/10
2006-12-14 14:28:13 · answer #3 · answered by In Humour 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like all four guys story so all will be given 10 points
2006-12-14 19:03:35 · answer #4 · answered by Sonu G 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
its gud u get 8 out of 10
2006-12-14 08:15:53 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hi Angel, very funny ending. Keep posting.
2006-12-15 06:55:14 · answer #6 · answered by Manohar 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes, I do that trick. Email me and I will teach you how to set up the deck and what to do and say. He lets others cut the deck, it was never shuffled. He is always aware of the cards at all times.
2016-05-24 04:59:09 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I must confess I never saw it coming, you got me clean bowled! Be an Angel and give us some more.
2006-12-15 06:04:48 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one 10/10
2006-12-14 08:05:33 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
cool. 10/10
2006-12-14 16:03:55 · answer #10 · answered by abhi 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice one
10/10
2006-12-14 15:08:17 · answer #11 · answered by arpita 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋